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KYLE .

          ❝   v - vacation ,   ❞

                                 ( and  he  didn’t  tell  me … ? )

                                                                                ❝   are  you  sure ??   ❞

DAMN ,  dramatic  much ??  no  need  to  sound  so  disappointed .

          ❝   i  was  just  gonna  ask  if  he  wanted                to  hang  out  is  all ,  it’s  no  big  deal .   ❞

                                                                                     ❝   thanks –   ❞

“ o-oh.... ’ it sounded like kyle wasn’t aware of where his best friend was      tough . tweek didnt want to get in between anything that was touchy , && ended up standing there for a moment to let the slight tension trail off .

“ .... o-oh    UH ! i-if you want , i just have to mop && maybe we c-could play a game or something ....  ‘

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@ratdrag / call

“ o-oh god dude , are those DRUGS ? i-im not smoking anything ! n-no way , man !! ’

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PIP .

   ❛   oh, then how about an angel   ?   an angel whom swore to protect the earth from evil   ?    ❜   

“ a-an angel could work ! b-but i dont know what the others would think.... t-thats a little more supernatural than super hero , isn’t it ? ’

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Ill probably get my ass into gear now && make more icons + work on responses

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@pirruped / call

“ L-LOOK... if you’re gonna be apart of our superhero franchise , t-then you have to make up a super hero ! y-you know , like an alternate identity . ’

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❤️ for a starter ? : Y

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Family vacation.

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‘ get to del taco, they got a new thing called fre shavocado ’

VINE STARTERS / ACCEPTING !

“ t-the hell is del taco ? ’

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sp dump

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‘ oh my god why can’t you just take the fricken compliMENT ’

VINE STARTERS / ACCEPTING !

“ BECAUSE ITS A MESS !! my hairs a mess right now , dude ! ’

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CRAIG .

             They bent down to Tweek’s stomach as hands would go to help Tweek button up his shirt. Face looking up at Tweek while they worked.  ❝ You’ll be fine Tweek. Here once I finish just hold my hand and tell me what you’re being paranoid about. I’m here for you. ❞

the gentle && calm aura that could be felt with the other touches relaxed him momentarily . tweek let out a few breaths , making sure to stay in tune with craigs comforting words . his gaze trailed them , watching their hands at work , && once they were finished helping him with his ( terrible ) motor && dressing skills , his shaky palm reached out .

  “ .... i-i dunno , dude... i just                              i just feel.... anxious , i guess .’

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do  you  really  think  my  hat  is  stupid ?         as  a  matter  of  fact ,  i  think  it  is  the  nicest  hat  i’ve  ever  known .        (  histools   /   hiskites  )

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‘ road work ahead? uh yeah i sure hope it does ’

VINE STARTERS / ACCEPTING !

“oh god cartmAN LEMME DRIVE PL EASE   ’

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*   —  —   VERY SERIOUS RIP VINE SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  when will you learn? when will you learn that your actionS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!  ’ ‘  can i get a waffle??? can i PLEASE get a waffle!!!  ’ ‘  go suck a dick, suck a dick suck a motherfucking dick  ’ ‘  you better stop! biTCH STOP  ’ ‘  do you ever like wake up and do something and you’re just like what the hec– fuck is goin on  ’ ‘  what’s good, brah you don’t know me! you don’t– WHAT IS GOOD! YOU DON’T KNOW! YOU DON’T KNOW ME! ’ ‘  it’s summer i got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fucking party  ’ ‘  anyone ever tell you you look like beyonce?  ’ ‘  I LOVE YOU, BITCH. I AIN’T EVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU BITCH  ’ ‘  BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO YOU’LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH, I TELL YOU THAT  ’ ‘  and they were roommates!  ’ ‘  oh my god, they were roommates  ’ ‘  oh my god, i love chipotle chipotle is my liiiiife   ’ ‘  this bitch empty YEET!!!!  ’ ‘  WHERE ARE THOOOOOSE  ’ ‘  THEY ARE MY CROCS  ’ ‘  bitch disgusting  ’ ‘  yeaaah. yeAAAAAH.  ’ ‘  so no head?  ’ ‘  THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU!  ’ ‘  i’ll kill you. i’ll kill you. i’m not even worried about it.  ’ ‘  ahh, fuck. i can’t believe you’ve done this  ’ ‘  aHH STOP! i could’ve dropped my croissant!  ’ ‘  what’s up me and my boys are going to see uncle kracker  ’ ‘  give me my hat back, jordan!  ’ ‘  do you wanna go see uncle kracker or no!?  ’ ‘  i sneezed! oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze?!  ’ ‘  look at all those chickens  ’ ‘  i smell like beef  ’ ‘  i gotta go home cause i forgot to… vacuum my room  ’ ‘  actually, megan, i can’t sit anywhere. i have hemorrhoids.  ’ ‘  is there anything better than pussy? yes! a really good book  ’ ‘  mom, i’m peein on myself  ’ ‘  sorry, i’m on the toilet. i hope the ice cream don’t melt, bitch  ’ ‘  honestly i don’t remember, i was probably fucked up. yeah, i was crazy back then  ’ ‘  I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH!  ’ ‘  just shut up and die slowly, okay?  ’ ‘  two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay!  ’ ‘  mother trucker, dude! that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick!  ’ ‘  i said WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOMS A HO  ’ ‘  you remember one time i liked you? GOOD! cause it never happened  ’ ‘  if your name is junior and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand  ’ ‘  i’M WASHIN ME AND MY CLOTHES, BITCH! I’M WASHING ME AND MY CLOTHES  ’ ‘  waddup i’m jared, i’m nineteen, and i never fucking learned how to read  ’ ‘  whAT THE FUCK IS UP, KYLE? NO WHAT’D YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE! STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE  ’ ‘  oh my god why can’t you just take the fricken compliMENT  ’ ‘  is that a wEED? i’m callin the police!!!  ’ ‘  yo, drink this vodka down the hatch c’mon  ’ ‘  it is wednesday, my dudes. aaaaAAAAAAH  ’ ‘  there is only one thing worst than a rapist… a child!  ’ ‘  get to del taco, they got a new thing called fre shavocado  ’ ‘  *to the tune of ghostbusters* i’m an adult virgin  ’ ‘  hi my name is tre, i have a basketball game tomorrooooow  ’ ‘  babeyou’reafuckingbitchiwantyoutogetthefuckoutofmycarcauseiwannabreakupwithyou i fucking hate you   ’ ‘  todays forecast we can clearly see that somebody got me fucked up. FUCKED. UP.  ’ ‘  whAT’S UP FUCKERS  ’ ‘  FUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY  ’ ‘  he needs some milk!  ’ ‘  you are my dad. YOU’RE MY DAD! boogie woogie woogie  ’ ‘  yEAH NO SHIT, HONEY  ’ ‘  oooooh my boy going to prom. fuck it up! fuck it up! fuck it up!  ’ ‘  hey, how you doin? i’m doing just fine. i lied. i’m dying inside  ’ ‘  honey, you got a big storm comin  ’ ‘  i wanna fucking DIE  ’ ‘  road work ahead? uh yeah i sure hope it does  ’ ‘  the yo-yo master did not answer, he just kept on yo-ing  ’ ‘  welcome back to me screaming  ’ ‘  you know sometimes i think to myself what are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuuuuuuck!  ’ ‘  do you ever shut the fuck up?  ’

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@smartsh​ / call

“ S-STAN...? n-no.... i haven’t seen him around .  ’  a tug of his sleeve , running hands through his hair before resting his cheek in his palm . “ a-actually... i think he left town for vacation or something . w-why ?’ 

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CARTMAN .

“    HEY   –   your parents let dogs in here!!    she’s not that much different.    ”    except junior weighed three times the weight of most large dogs and could run someone over if she really wanted to barrel ass.    “    junior,  no!!    ”    eric yelled at his pig and gave a big tug,  managing to get her away from tweek and patting the top of her head when she was down.       “    she doesn’t always do shit like this   –   guess she smelled something sweet.    ”

she was totally different ! she was a huge pig ! the only person who owned pigs && he knew of was farmer denkins . did cartman even know how to take care of a farm animal ? 

“ you’re allowed to have working dogs . not a fucking pig . really , cartman ? you’re freaking me out          ....... where did you even get it ? o-oh god , you haven’t fed it bacon have you ? ’