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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

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I was given 52 detentions for suspected cheating, almost suspended for it. The principal called me to his office, made some cheesy annoying statement about how this kind of behavior wouldn’t be tolerated. 

 Okay, I said. I’m sorry, it won’t happen again. It was a mistake. 

 Already that year I knew three people who were out longterm for mental illness. Already kids were high in classes just to get by them. Already what was tolerated was a bunch of kids having breakdowns. 

 It was a mistake it won’t happen again. I make sure that my answers are big on the science test. The boy next to me can’t afford medication for his learning disability and hasn’t slept since his parents split and if he doesn’t get a 2.0 he loses his team, the last thing he has left. 

 It was a mistake it won’t happen again. When I pass her my homework I ask her quietly if her mom was getting better. When the semester ends and we are in different classes, I start doing her assignments on the side. She sends me snaps from chemotherapy. 

 It was a mistake it won’t happen again. When I hand over the notes, I make sure there’s plenty of marginal positive thoughts. They haven’t smiled all month. I know what it’s like to be too tired and doing nothing at all. 

 It was a mistake. Your students are resorting to immoral choices because they have no other option. You make grades the be-all and end-all priority, no matter what else might be happening. You force them into situations where they can either fail and definitely have a permanent punishment, or cheat and probably pass - it’s worth the risk. Your students stand in solidarity, not to praise the might of learning: but to gather together in the right of living. You are the one who made the dichotomy of student/human. We are not both, are given “either like it or leave it”, are trained almost like robots. Do the work, don’t ask questions, don’t challenge the authority. 

 It was a mistake. It won’t happen again where you can see it. But I love learning. And if I can be the one who keeps your student in the classroom by giving them that extra push? Maybe I’m doing a better job than you. Cheating wouldn’t be a problem if we weren’t already being cheated. You can’t set us up to lose and then get frustrated when we rig the game, too.

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It’s honestly so frustrating how rich young socialites like Kendall Jenner, Gigi and Bella Hadid (who’s family friend is Paul Marciano, owner of Guess), and Cara Delevigne (who’s godfather is the president of Conde Nast which owns Vogue) can just wake up one day and decide to be models or designers while there are literally millions of guys and girls with much better walks or more symmetrical faces who work their asses off every day and have to live in crappy studio apartments with five other people just trying to land one gig to pay the rent while these girls just get richer and richer

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They look like they’re singing a high pitched duet.

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every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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Staring at this for 10 minutes has been the best decision I’ve made all week.

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eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti

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(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpTkuDXLPPg)

This is underappreciated

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YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.

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Reblog if you've never had a New Years kiss

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this is the funniest shit ive ever seen

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I pray that whoever reads this, God heals whatever is hurting you

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I believe in long distance relationships. There’s 7 billion people in the world, do you really think your soulmate lives down the street?

(via only-good-fucking-vibes)