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Bacchus and their Lover

They are like zelink to me

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IF TIMIES HAIRY ASS HAS A MILLION FANS IM ONE OF THEM. IF TIMIES ASS HAS TEN FANS THEN I AM ONE OF THEM. IF TIMIES ASS HAS ONE FAN THEN THAT IS ME. IF TIMIES ASS HAS ZERO FANS IT MEANS I AM DEAD. IF THE WORLD IS AGAINST TIMIES ASS I AM AGAINST THE WORLD

hairy nonbinary ass is very popular today

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this is so unserious

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platforming palestinian joy is just as important as sharing the suffering they're enduring during this genocide. despite continued displacement and bombardment, you cannot steal their joy and spirit. happy birthday to this sweet baby 🖤🇵🇸 may they grow up to see a free palestine

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Will yall forgive me for tracing a library from 30 years ago for one small panel of page 14 of chapter 4 because im sorry but I am not gonna frustrate myself

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Boots up pirated OoT3d and names that fruitcake Madas

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This website stupid as hell if you guys ever see me not acknowledge an @ dm me

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NOW.....I JUST GOT A NOTIF WHAT DO YOU MEAN MAY 8 2023 ALMOST ONE YEAR AGO THEY @ ME I AM SO SORRY......

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HUH OH

DHDJABDJSSN naw this is funny as hell but oh God op sorry to go crazy on your post for a second because yeah actually the master sword between OoT and TP had a redesign, it got stupid long. And the kept making it longer in every game sense.

It's actually fairly consistent between the game and offical art that it got longer! Heck um, I think Nintendo just made every sword huge in that game because even the ordon sword is sizable (I think it was for the coolness factor they were trying to give off but none of it worked man I'm sorry tp link is a puppy...)

Now, if I may, how to REALLY impose how tall OoT Link is

Both pictures he's stanced a LITTLE differently, but if I remember correctly Hero's shade is either like a hair shorter then Zant or the same height helmetless. Bro is scary ass hell.

So if we use the Master Sword as a reliable point of reference*

This is what each Link’s relative height would be

(*it’s not)

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HOMESICK, pt. 5

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PATREON

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I think by the end of this Timie is gonna have one heck of a body count

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I think by the end of this Timie is gonna have one heck of a body count

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DONATE TODAY!!!!

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Wife is begging me to stop trying to work onm10 pages at once

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Characters that can hear a flea fart from 30 meters away.

World's most ridiculous crossover courtesy of:

Timie from @scopophobia-polaris and

MOUS from @charseraph

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Whats your favorite Loz ship?

These Queers from the hit Nintendo game The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the N64 released November 21 1998 in North America and Japan