scorchedhearth

[scorchedhearth]

i actually do think it’s anti-feminist to be fatphobic and yes i do mean that

[scorchedhearth]

Like it's funny, nobody is saying that the Islamic Republic of Iran is good. Nobody even likes Khamenei, but lest you forget the Iraq war, overthrowing that leadership and replacing it with a western puppet is gonna do more harm than good.

[scorchedhearth]

I made this out of masking tape at work

[scorchedhearth]

i can be so normal about knights. come closer

[scorchedhearth]

Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.

[scorchedhearth]

making heavy use of a technique i like to call "bothering my cat" which consists largely of bothering my cat

[scorchedhearth]

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

[scorchedhearth]

Historical RPF is valid. My wife and I have had some of the best sex of our marriage as Will Shakespeare and Kit Marlowe

i just woke up

[scorchedhearth]

Transphobia is so antithetical to genuine feminism it blows my mind there's such a wide overlap like you either believe in autonomy and self determination or you don't

[scorchedhearth]

“A pop can tab opener? Who needs that?”

It’s not for you.

“Why would anyone get a hairdryer holder, just use your hands to hold it.”

It’s not for you.

“Portable collapsible stools are proof of how lazy this generation is getting.”

It’s not for you.

“A chord assist for a guitar? Why don’t people just user their fingers like everyone else?”

IT’S NOT FOR YOU.

Fun fact! Not everything is about or for you!

[scorchedhearth]

sometimes i say things on twitter and then make a little graph about it

[scorchedhearth]

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

[scorchedhearth]

people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.

[scorchedhearth]

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

[scorchedhearth]

This is the kind of toxic masculinity i want to see

[scorchedhearth]

he must help and be included in every single activity

i love my cat, he's so kind, but also really (too) social and is always mimicking us, and it can be cute, but also quickly annoying

[scorchedhearth]

i love my cat, he's so kind, but also really (too) social and is always mimicking us, and it can be cute, but also quickly annoying