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[scotts-annoying-sister]

Everyone thinks being able to turn anything you touch to gold is amazing, but those people have never had to shower with gloves on.

If one more person tells me how lucky I am, they’re going to be worth their weight in gold and unable to utter those words ever again.

-Lyra R.

[scotts-annoying-sister]

I’m not saying you’re that kid either, but I just finished grading today’s tests and coincidentally enough you got an A+.

Your studying has definitely paid off, Bea, keep it up. 👍

-Lyra R.

Today I paid one of the kids twenty bucks to trip Scott in the hallway, as revenge for this.

In a beautifully unexpected turn of events, his glasses fell off when he tripped, and he blasted a giant hole through the wall of the Professor’s office. The only damage done was to the wall, one really ugly vase, and Scott’s pride.

All things considered, I’ve decided to give that kid extra credit on their next test in my class.

I hope the shame of blasting a hole through that wall keeps you up at night, Scott.

- Lyra R.

[scotts-annoying-sister]

Today I paid one of the kids twenty bucks to trip Scott in the hallway, as revenge for this.

In a beautifully unexpected turn of events, his glasses fell off when he tripped, and he blasted a giant hole through the wall of the Professor’s office. The only damage done was to the wall, one really ugly vase, and Scott’s pride.

All things considered, I’ve decided to give that kid extra credit on their next test in my class.

I hope the shame of blasting a hole through that wall keeps you up at night, Scott.

- Lyra R.

[scotts-annoying-sister]

Scott made this blog because he says I need more human interaction. I think those blasts of his are frying his brain, but whatever.

I’ve also tried to change the stupid name on this thing dozens of times, and somehow it keeps going back to this. I know you’ll see this Scott, and just be aware- the next time the Professor sends you on a mission, I’m turning all of your clothes gold.

Anyway, feel free to talk to me I guess, since thats the whole point of this blog.

- Lyra R.