scotty-diode
scotty-diode
not an american idiot
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my life-style
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scotty-diode · 1 day ago
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Shout out to all of the musical artists who re-recorded their songs in Simlish for The Sims 3 radio stations
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scotty-diode · 2 days ago
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horsey :)
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scotty-diode · 2 days ago
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7-11 CLERK: lovely day outside, isn't it ME: uhhh ME INTERNALLY: shit. I didn't notice. How do I continue this conversation MY INNER MONOLOGUE: Service workers love it when you tell them the things mortal men were not meant to know, when you speak to them of principalities and powers upon the earth ME: In the sun a wheel, in the wheel another wheel. Do you see? 7-11 CLERK: Yes, I see! ME: For each turn of the outer wheel, one thousandth a turn of the inner wheel. And within the inner wheel a point of perfect darkness 7-11 CLERK: Right, growing, devouring. The death of all light ME: Wanes the light - right - wanes the light and waxes the solar eye. Wanes the day of flesh and blood and waxes the night of crawling beasts. Chewing and swallowing. The name of the night to come is khoshek ha-gibbor 7-11 CLERK: Is that hot dog a quarter pound big bite or a spicy bite. They're priced different ME: Which one is cheaper
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scotty-diode · 2 days ago
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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
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scotty-diode · 2 days ago
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The humble wunkwacker
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scotty-diode · 2 days ago
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absolutely nothing could have prepared me for the direction this took
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scotty-diode · 3 days ago
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tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute
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scotty-diode · 3 days ago
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One of the most underrated songs in the whole show
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scotty-diode · 4 days ago
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never mind my last post Mason Home Builders is a hilarious twitter account holy shit
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scotty-diode · 4 days ago
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Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.
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scotty-diode · 4 days ago
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spamton & tennas tv time ???
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scotty-diode · 7 days ago
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im not doing well once again.
i have one of my final exams tomorrow, and it is a rough one. it should mean nothing. if i fail, i can try again next week or even next semester, as I only need to complete it until i get my diploma. but i am tired. i have done nothing but studied for the last month and a half and i am exhausted. I dont know if I can manage another week with studying for this one. i eat less and less healthy, i spend a lot because i dont have the energy or the time to cook. i dont really have anyone to tell this to. im sad and maybe lonely. i dont know what to do. i hate myself and impostor syndrome is kicking in constantly. i feel like ive achieved nothing and that nothing i do matters. i have no idea what to do with my summer. i have projects but i think i will spend the summer alone again. no job, nothing. im staying in my dormitory, because at least having to sustain myself gets me to get off my ass sometimes. i dont have a bad life. i dont suffer from illnesses that i know of and i get support from my parents. i finally study what i like and i do in my free time as i please. but i am very much not doing well. i have considered suicide but not very seriously yet and id like to keep it that way or forget about it entirely. i just dont know what to do. peace
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