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[scp-foundation-country]

Not gay enough

Sooo I'm Rhode Island, the 13th state and also the smallest, but you can call me Rhody for short. I'm looking to annex Connecticut and I'm gonna need allies to achieve that. What are your goals anyways? Because I can help you!! Let's form an alliance! Please please please please please please please please please???

from @official-rhode-island

Yeah sure. My goals are to contain all anomalies and to beat the living shit out of Trumpet and Musketeer. What about you

[scp-foundation-country]

What blog is Connecticut

Sooo I'm Rhode Island, the 13th state and also the smallest, but you can call me Rhody for short. I'm looking to annex Connecticut and I'm gonna need allies to achieve that. What are your goals anyways? Because I can help you!! Let's form an alliance! Please please please please please please please please please???

from @official-rhode-island

Yeah sure. My goals are to contain all anomalies and to beat the living shit out of Trumpet and Musketeer. What about you

[scp-foundation-country]

Sooo I'm Rhode Island, the 13th state and also the smallest, but you can call me Rhody for short. I'm looking to annex Connecticut and I'm gonna need allies to achieve that. What are your goals anyways? Because I can help you!! Let's form an alliance! Please please please please please please please please please???

from @official-rhode-island

Yeah sure. My goals are to contain all anomalies and to beat the living shit out of Trumpet and Musketeer. What about you

[scp-foundation-country]

Sorry, we just recontained the entity. If you have any questions, please let the liaison know.

There was a gimmick called “your fave hates Christopher Columbus” but it got deactivated so i might as well just

EVERYONE hates Christopher Columbus.

[scp-foundation-country]

We'll pay you extra tips

I'm writing this post to let the higher ups know that I have officially clocked in for my daily shift at tumblr.com. I will not be paid for this shift and that is ok. I am here because of passion

[scp-foundation-country]

...that's his second term guys

Hey should we have an ambassador SCP

[scp-foundation-country]

i love this illustration i'm losing my mind

look at her. go crazy aaaaaa go stupid aaaaaa

[scp-foundation-country]

The SCP Country is readying its military for somethingfff

Breaking News!

The SCP readies it's military!

Today, at 12:27, we received the cryptic anonymous message reporting that the "SCP Country" is readying it's military for a currently unknown reason! The anonymous informant gave no further explanation, only stating "The SCP Country is readying its military for somethingfff", whatever that might mean, we do not know!

Is the "SCP Country" truly readying it's military? It remains to be seen!

More updates coming live on BBC News Network.

[scp-foundation-country]

We are readying our military for war with the [REDACTED]. No further information is required.

The SCP Country is readying its military for somethingfff

Breaking News!

The SCP readies it's military!

Today, at 12:27, we received the cryptic anonymous message reporting that the "SCP Country" is readying it's military for a currently unknown reason! The anonymous informant gave no further explanation, only stating "The SCP Country is readying its military for somethingfff", whatever that might mean, we do not know!

Is the "SCP Country" truly readying it's military? It remains to be seen!

More updates coming live on BBC News Network.

[scp-foundation-country]

It's been 6 months.

Hey should we have an ambassador SCP

[scp-foundation-country]

:)

GREETINGS, Earth Humans!

It is I, Steev, co-founder of The Hypercore Corporation! Kholle and Lars both suggested a social media marketing campaign, so that's exactly what I'm doing here, on the single best social media website for Big Tech there is!

Hypercore Corp is the greatest tech company you have ever seen! We sell things! Things that function! Things with practical functions that people want to use! And we use corporate buzzwords like Fiscal and Innovation and Paradigm!

So buy our product! Purchase our stocks! And please don't worry about us taking over the world, because we won't! We only use AI a little bit, and that's what you kids are all worried about these days, so we're perfectly harmless! Just don't check what we do with your personal information!

Now, to farm some interactions!

@the-official-news! @official-rhode-island! @oceaniddoesstuff! @weather-update! @the-official-netherlands! @very-real-australia! @the-principality-of-sealand!

[scp-foundation-country]

Nice

goodnight scp nation (no one is here) have another stolen natcat image

[scp-foundation-country]

I have like 3 litres of oil and it's mine :(

*steals all @germany-official's oil*

[scp-foundation-country]

Squints at you

Squints at you

❓

[scp-foundation-country]

since we are working together now. May we get a VIP pass we got SCP-106 as support to our very u derstaffed team

[scp-foundation-country]

Over 8000 SCPs! We have 160,000 hospitals, 12,000 of which contain sick D-Class! 5,000 of which are sick with Pestilence! Ask @scp-threats-is-back to show ya around :D

Here's your VIP pass to the country have a nice stay

“..oh..! thank you. i shall keep it safe.”

[scp-foundation-country]

Enjoy your stay!

Would you like a VIP pass to an SCP Country

Benefits of VIP:

-Not contained on Saturdays or Sundays

-FREE ARTS and CRAFTS

-Paid to pet cats

-No taxes

To sign up, answer this ask with your FAVOURITE TEACUP

I don’t have it on me but it’s a mug that says “for *image of fox* sake”