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Into The Lion’s Den (Part One)

The combined stench of cigarettes, diesel, exhaust and booze were as intolerable as ever as the burly man trudged down the side of the road, the traffic lights reflected off the shallow water running along the gutters. The rain was getting lighter, and most of the drunkards had cleared out for the night, but not him.

Fixing his neatly fitted hat, Farren took a moment to steel himself before pushing open the wood and glass door of the taphouse. The briefing he’d received rang in his ears as he discreetly glanced around the bar. “Our target is highly dangerous. You’ll need to keep your wits about you, if you want to get out of there alive.”

As his hard grey eyes scanned the room, “An overweight Caucasian male in his mid forties.” He took a seat at the counter, shrugging off his trench coat and draping it across the back of the stool. “Dirty blonde hair, heterochromatic eyes.” He ordered a can of Guinness 0 and forked over the needed cash. “Unkempt appearance, known alcoholic.”

He spotted him from across the room. He was hard to miss, but then again, most don’t pay much attention to complete strangers, especially at bars. Farren sighed, his breath ruffling his thick moustache. Now the tricky part.

Making sure to keep his body language and expression relaxed, he picked up his drink and approached him, acting as if he wasn’t paying attention as he sat next to the target. He went by quite a few names. Agent Ukulele, The Devil, The God-Killer, and his current moniker, Alto Clef. A hardened killer. But a brilliant one at that. An incredibly powerful ally if he could be convinced.

Farren knew that the man had noticed his approach , given that he’d subtly stopped his binging. But that few seconds of silence was nerve wracking.

It was the other man that spoke first, “So. I don’t suppose you’re here for me, are you?” Farren grunted in response, nodding his head the slightest bit, eyes still firmly fixed on his drink.

He took his bowler hat and placed it on the wooden countertop. “You’re certainly a hard man to track down, Mister Clef.”

The blonde shrugged, voice carefully measured. “I try, at least. Guess nothing really slips past your lot, huh?”

Farren nodded stiffly. He turned to face the man head-on, feeling a prickle of anxiety at the intensity of his three eyes. “Know that I’m not here to fight, not today. But we need to talk.”

With a tilt of his head and a quirk of his brow, the God-Killer spoke bluntly. “Then spit it. I’m not going to play these mind games forever, snake. It’s late, and I just want to get shitfaced.” Farren huffed, nodding in agreement as a hint of a smile ghosted his cheeks. “At least we can agree on that. In short, we want you to join our cause.”

The way Alto paused, his eyes narrowed and hard, sent a jolt of cold fear through the balding man. The man beside him had a notoriously short fuse, and he wasn’t keen on finding out just how short it was. Farren blurted out, “I mean, at least consider it.”

With a soft exhale, the blonde scoffed, “And why should I?”

All his bravado crumbled in an instant when he heard those words.

“Because we may just be the only way to reach your daughter.”

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This is THE ONLY “682 meets 053” ripoff I will ever accept.

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Don’t be bored.

RESTLESS BOREDOM

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*cradles your face like a traumatised dog* I promise you, I’ll bring in the stinky next time okay

Next time you can get your ugly fat fuck okay? Next time you can see your favourite alcoholic misogynistic POS. Next time.

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The Fourth. The Fifth is “Endling (last living individual of a species)”

Find it funny that the origins I’ve read of 096 r “ man gets cursed after meeting another SCP on mountain cuz he got lost ” “ poor child gets bullied ” n lastly “ transgender woman ” 😭

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was looking up cat sizes for reference and...

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He narrates in the most dull tone ever, literally SPEAKING “La la la la la”

in the hunger games audiobooks the narrator actually sings all the songs instead of just reading the lyrics out, something i find myself really appreciating and valuing a lot more as i'm forced to sit through whatever the hell this is

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The three genders

Find it funny that the origins I’ve read of 096 r “ man gets cursed after meeting another SCP on mountain cuz he got lost ” “ poor child gets bullied ” n lastly “ transgender woman ” 😭

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Got a Toyhouse

I am spinning in rapid circles rn

This is me

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049-J / Junior is his full name

Picking out some nice outfits for my little guys

Arachne:

Jay:

Juliette (RIP bbg)

Corvus:

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Picking out some nice outfits for my little guys

Arachne:

Jay:

Juliette (RIP bbg)

Corvus:

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ISTG old people lore is insane

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Your thoughts on this??? @scp-foundation-official

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so that 096-1 incident huh..maybe 096 shoulda been the one wearing the SCRAMBLE and everything would've been fine

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rude but ok

SCP-096?

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Verdict: Naughty list!

SCP-096 is on the naughty list! It will receive coal on Christmas.