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phoenix actually has insane speedrunning strats for fatherhood, noclipped through his daughter's first nine years to get the "secret love child" achievement

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phoenix be like *unemployment noises*

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tomorrow....

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happy it will be the ides of march in a matter of hours tuesday

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one week after posting this, i realized that miss penny snapcube parker is both a. on this hellsite and b. has played turnabout goodbyes now. mistakes may have been made here

I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out, and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was ｔｈｉｓ ｂｉｇ, and I said "That's disgusting," so I'm making a call-out post on my Twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! *BWSSSSSH* That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get! My super LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on THE MOOOOOOOOON! How do you like that, Obama!? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours until the piss drrrrrroplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.

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I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out, and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was ｔｈｉｓ ｂｉｇ, and I said "That's disgusting," so I'm making a call-out post on my Twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! *BWSSSSSH* That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get! My super LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on THE MOOOOOOOOON! How do you like that, Obama!? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours until the piss drrrrrroplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.

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catch me being a radio dj about to say the most important line ever and by extension exonerating miles edgeworth for the murder of robert hammond in approximately two and a half days

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happy holidays ace attorney fandom, most predictable bitches on earth, i love you all <3

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[ID: a screenshot of the “Almost Christmas” Ace Attorney meme behind a slightly transparent stock image of an ice cube. End ID.]

it’s defrosting

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spot the difference

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Happy October 16th

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happy 23 years to the series ever

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this took me like two and a half hours to make and i procrastinated on homework for it. anyway happy birthday to the only lawyer ever

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happy recycle your plastics day to metis cykes and metis cykes ONLY

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it's been 8 slutty slutty years since phoenix has won his first case by now, god bless

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I've never played investigations, what were the fan names and what were they changed to in the official?

okay so we don’t know everything yet, but the main three are raymond shields, localized as eddie fender; justine courtney, localized as verity gavèlle; and sebastian debeste, localized as eustace winner

personally i prefer the fan names for all of them, but i am also aware it might just be a transition period for me. eddie fender is fine, if a bit on the nose, and verity gavèlle i actually kinda like, but like i said before, eustace winner is not a name i will ever acknowledge, i hate it

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looking at the localized names we know so far and i'm sorry but i will not be acknowledging eustace winner or anyone else this is a sebbie debbie household ONLY