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They’re so drarry coded omg

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Backwards-cap-Stiles looks like an alternate timeline in which Stiles said "Bro" instead of "Dude", thus forcing all the Sterek fanfiction to now have Derek say, "Don't call me, Bro."

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they need some comfort after a long day 🤲

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Sometimes I lay awake at night and think about how after season 3 of Teen Wolf Stiles is walking around in a body that simply isn't his. Like not only did the Nogitsune form a whole ass clone of Stiles but he also had the audacity to steal the original. Like what do you mean Stiles had to watch his original body turn to ash right in front of him? What do you mean that after that body is formed Stiles just runs a little too cold and is constantly in pain? What do you mean that this body is probably constructed weird? What do you mean the show will never address or talk about this ever again?

This is my Roman Empire I fear...

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last year for a prompt (cupid) i drew stiles as a cupid and i wanted to draw more stuff for that "au"

the idea was that stiles (a cupid i guess) was assigned to help derek hale (unbelievably unlucky with love, and most cupids give up or reject the assignment due to this, but stiles likes a challenge) and they end up falling for each other :D

pls go check my first post because people left fanfics recs in the replies!! they were really cute

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My account just turned 13... I can't believe how different Tumblr is.

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“Alright, big guy, let’s see what you can do.”

Secret agent Sterek?? IDK

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for WTF Combat 2015

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blocked because your interpretation of that character doesn’t match the way they act in my bedtime narrative i imagine when i’m falling asleep every night

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In which everyone but Stiles is convinced that Derek is trying to ‘court’ him in his own weird, emotionally constipated way.

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what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

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Stiles: If we have a child, I think they should take your last name.

Derek: I have two questions, the first question: why my last name?

Stiles: It's shorter and easier to spell.

Derek: That's a good point, second question, WHY WOULD WE HAVE A CHILD TOGETHER? WE AREN'T DATING OR ANYTHING.

Stiles: Damn! I knew I was forgetting something.

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High school AU where the Hales send their kids to Devenford instead of BHHS, but Stiles and Derek still end up dating.

Stiles talks about his "loser (affectionate) boyfriend" all the time, but he hardly ever says Derek's first name and never says his last name, so the rest of the squad is 99.8% (Scott is the 0.02% holdout) convinced that Stiles is making him up bc he's the only single Pringle left in the group and his claims that "Derek" is a Devenford student is an excuse for them never seeing him. They're not bursting his bubble yet but they are taking notes to call him out with later.

"Facts" About Stiles's "Boyfriend" Derek:

Total nerd

Plays a sportsball (Stiles says it specifically like this to make Jackson's eye twitch)

Rides a bike

Sucks at video games

Has at least two sisters

When Lydia's famous birthday party rolls around and Stiles asks if he can bring Derek, everyone expects him to either show up alone or not at all. They do not expect him to show up with Derek Fucking Hale.

LIKE??? HELLO??? That is DEREK HALE??? Of the founding-family-of-Beacon-Hills, richer-than-God, own-most-of-this-town Hales??? (Of the basically-werewolf-royalty, shinest-of-shiny-Pokémon, full-shifting-into-literal-wolves Hales???) The Derek Hale who rides a VINTAGE MOTORCYCLE ("that's still a bike?"/"not the point, stiles!") and is the reason BHHS has not won a SINGLE BASKETBALL GAME this entire goddamn SEASON???

THIS is who you've been calling your LOSER BOYFRIEND????

"He likes Star Trek more than Star Wars."

MIECZYSŁAW STILINSKI--

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Stiles “I’m not a sugar baby, it’s just that my love language is gift giving and receiving. It not my fault I pick men who can keep up” stilinski

And Derek “whatever you want” Hale