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So my grandfather died, I can’t cry.

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*wakes up tired and groggy* *sees 99+ notifications*

What did I do??

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A BITCH GOT NEW SHOES AND JIBBITS AND LOOK AT THEM

MOFUCKIN HERMIT CRAB ON MY CROCS.

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This man is a National treasure LMAOO

When I found out Walton Goggins scared the absolute shit out of himself because he'd been takin a lil nappynap in FULL MAKEUP and woke up lookin in a mirror like *WHAT THE HELL* is honestly so adorable. He is a precious bean and must be protected 🥰 I cackled when I watched it

So here now you can 🤠

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babyghoul

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My Wyze Cam now picks up Thor as a person.

Does that look like anything but a little crabby crab?

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@hangon-silvergirl I need more of these please and thank you I will pay with one (1) picture of a hermit crab

This be Sunny. He is a good crabby crab.

fallout tv series + onion headlines, okey dokey?

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I don’t usually throw myself into fandoms, but The Ghoul has become a Blorbo™️ I love him so much. He’s so brutal and cruel but Cooper is so sweet in the past. I love that dichotomy. I love that the wasteland did ruin him. You can keep yourself, but you lose your ability to be peaceful all the time. Violence is important in the Wasteland. It’s the words that mean nothing now.

He’s Blorbo ™️; dare I even say? A meow meow??

*YOU CANT STOP ME*

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Idea: Get a d20 that’s only got ones on every side and tell the person asking you out to roll for charisma.

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My grandfather is in the hospital and he’s never coming home. I feel relieved, like really relieved.

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I may be pregnant. The morning sickness is real. Everything makes me queasy. Eating is out of the question. My crab’s shrimp makes me puke but I must push through for my crabs.

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Persephone is so little and cute 🥰

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The crabs are crabbing and it’s 4/20 so I’m fucking high watching my crabs scuttle all over their tank

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He’s just standing there; menacingly

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I was sitting here watching them and he’s just. Up there. I didn’t even know the vines could support his big ass

Thor’s Status: climby, large, and definitely has the crab zoomies.

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Thor’s Status: climby, large, and definitely has the crab zoomies.