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Me: I need to work on shit

My ADHD brain: what if there was an x men evolution abbridged series but the running gag of the series was that the school isn't actually there for them to train their mutant powers it's all a front to hide the actual stupid AF parody premise: mutants have queer awakenings so mind blowing they can cause literal explosions of mutant powers so it's best to keep these kids in a state of the art facility that's mutant proof so they can all have their gay awakenings in peace and safety. None of these kids know yet they are queer, but all mutants are according to charles so its just a matter of time. Storm, Wolverine, and Charles are constantly having arguments over whether or not to let the kids know. Cerebro is actually a mutant gaydar and short circuts scanning kurt cause he is 36 flavors of queer. Charles started the school because Magneto's gay awakening was so powerful it caused Charles to be paralyzed. Logan caused the great Chicago fire with his. Scott finds out about all this from mystique and is convinced that he is the first totally straight mutant (hes not hes bi af) and keeps ignoring obvious signs he’s bi.

Me: what the fuck brain. I'm trying to do commissions. Why do you shit post on me like this

ADHD brain: Gambit's actual power in this abbridged series is causing lgbt awakenings and that's how he actually causes explosions.

Me: that's it I'm subjecting the rest of the internet to this bullshit.

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I didn't even remember you existed until you tagged me a week ago! I thought you were just trying to fight for some reason

“65 year olds shouldn’t vote because it’s not their future”

Do you think you stop existing at 65?

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Wait what?

“65 year olds shouldn’t vote because it’s not their future”

Do you think you stop existing at 65?

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So close babe <3 this is actually you tagging me after a year and a half. Such a good try though!

“65 year olds shouldn’t vote because it’s not their future”

Do you think you stop existing at 65?

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You @ed me after a year and a half for some nonsense. Wtf.

“65 year olds shouldn’t vote because it’s not their future”

Do you think you stop existing at 65?

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hey so um,, we actually just stabbed your boyfriend. yeah it was at the senate house. some guy called brutus organized it. yeah i mean the seer did say it was gonna happen, sorry.

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Watching yall say "trans rights" in ya bio but still talk about buying Hogwarts Legacy

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"I'm a hufflepuff" do you know what else you are? blocked. bye bitch, enjoy your two-for-one antisemitism and transphobia

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You see, Perry the Platypus, when Vanessa was a little girl, she wanted to take estrogen. Of course, I said yes. And since then she’s always been my little girl. Well recently, Vanessa’s school deadnamed her on her reports! Can you believe that!? I mean we live in a fairly progressive area and—hey, isn’t that not allowed in public schools??

Anyway, that’s when I got the idea for THIS! The deadname-eraser-inator! That way, not only will Vanessa no longer be deadnamed, but EVERY OTHER TRANS PERSON IN THE TRI! STATE! AREA!

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the best thing you can do is give people an alternative

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Imagine being so desperate to play THIS

I think I’m good

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I thought I needed a hobby, turns out telling transphobes to drink bleach is exactly what I needed. Very cathartic.

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Greg Ellis is an MRA who sent revenge porn of his wife to coworkers and is permanently barred from seeing his children