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It's vitally important to me that tumblr hangs on until Donald Trump dies. He's like, 80. It might not even take that long. We need this.

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“What if I write it and it’s bad-”

WHAT IF YOU WRITE IT AND ITS GOOD? WHAT IF YOU WRITE IT AND ITS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED? WHAT THEN????

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pov: you’re in the passenger seat, hand-feeding the driver fries like a wild horse

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discord is broken? tumblr is a cesspit? twitter is evil? join us on bleeble! talkr is free ^w^. all your friends are moving over to deadjournal. harassmeonline is open source and the devs only killed three people. nobodytalksforum has great moderators. poob's starting up an sms app. use poob. give poob your phone number. talk to me on poob. go to poob. dive into poob. poob has me for you. poob has me for you.

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Can’t properly explain it, but “I like this character”, “I like how this character is written” and “I care about this character” are 3 very different things which may or may not overlap.

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the wrong people in this world are unlearning shame

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The loneliest girl in the world would like to message you for about 15 minutes and then ghost you forever

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*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

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"to smithereens" is one of the worst things to be blown to. right up there with weezer

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Best things you can do as a woman:

Drink water

Make money

Avoid men

Pet cats

Uplift other baddies

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can you believe that asshole

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Im gonna get what i want

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oh my god

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