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I'm arguably all of these

i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

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“I hate school I’m sorry Malala”- Funny yet poignant. Acknowledges both the difficulty of the task and the fact that doing that task is a privilege. Gives credit to the people who fought for that privilege with a tongue in cheek acknowledgement of the irony of the initial statement

“I’m just a girl I should be home baking bread not doing calculus” - at best historically uninformed at worst leaps decades back in time. Refusal to acknowledge the charged history of education and slights the centuries of women’s labor it took to reach this point

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is anybody gonna pet the gentle freak…….the gentle freak is gonna grow sad and anxious if nobody pets it……is nobody gonna pet the freak……nobody?…..nobody pet the gentle freak?…..

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This is one of those true, declassified government things that always sounds made up but one of the things Henry Kissinger did with his career was use the CIA to help turn small, prosperous socialist nations into fascist dictatorships just to keep those nations powerless and possibly to keep socialist systems *looking* doomed and futile to the American public, like maybe just to scare Americans out of demanding better infrastructure or universal income. Yes it sounds like an insane conspiracy theory a maniac would invent. It also happened multiple times and several generations of people around the world are still living in misery because of it.

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What are some chronic illnesses that can only occur in a fantasy setting?

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lake wants to kill and gnash and gnash my bones I think

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before you make a major life decision you should ALWAYS make sure that you are going through something that could be described as an "episode"

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Ok morally? Probably. Maybe not if you're needed somewhere or something like that, depending on the situation, but in a vast majority of situations, yes. Ok for your mental health? Probably not. In my experience with depression, that tends to make it worse, but that really depends on how you feel the day after. Rested/recharged and ready to be a person again? Good. Still tired and considering spending another day in bed? Bad! Bad bad bad very BAD, DO NOT, bad! Stay away! That shit will Get you

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

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"A ship can never truly love an anchor." dude shut up. a ship without an anchor gets dashed against the rocks. it's useless, completely at the whim of the currents. a ship loves an anchor so much it carries it everywhere it goes. the anchor gives the ship the world to love. dude.

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Picking a favorite season feels like voting

We've got: too hot and bugs, bugs and allergies and wet, bugs and allergies, and too cold.

Like there's a clear worst option but I'm not stoked about any of em

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