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starting a collection of whatever this is

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my family is fucking addicted to macgyvering and it's becoming a problem. every time something in this house breaks, instead of doing the sensible thing of replacing it or calling someone qualified to fix it, we all group around the offending object with a manic look in our eyes and everyone gets a try at fixing it while being cheered on or ridiculed by the rest.

it's a beautiful bonding activity, but the "creative" fixes have turned our house into a quasihaunted escape room like contraption where everything works, but only in the wonkiest of ways. you need a huge block of iron to turn on the stove. the oven only works if a specific clock is plugged in. the bread machine has a huge wood block just stapled to it that has become foundational to its function. sometimes when you use the toaster the doorbell rings. and that's just the kitchen.

it's all fun and games until you have guests over and you have to lay out the rules of the house like it's a fucking board game. welcome to the beautiful guest room. don't pull out the couch yourself you need a screwdriver for that, and that metal rod makes the lamp work so don't move it. it also made me a terrifying roommate in college, because it makes me think i can fix anything with enough hubris and a drill. you want to call the landlord about a leaky faucet? as if. one time my dad made me install a new power socket because we ran our of extension cords

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Every now and again I think of this Sarah tweet and just stare into the middle distance.

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Shoutout to characters that are both genuinely deeply kind and also genuinely terrifying and willing to spill buckets worth of blood to get something done. And neither of these are an act, they're just both very true.

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necromancer princess who keeps the same knight around hundreds of years

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Trail cam catching a deer fawn with the zoomies

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i tried the “ask your mom what she would do if you were a bug” trend

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Agates carved into orange slices by wutong_crystal_carvings.

Source: x

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In case you guys were wondering what my Instagram reels looks like. I almost typed “my auto parts” btw

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double mohawk tutorial by b1jlly on tiktok

supplies: hair clippers, head of hair, hair spray, maybe some hair dye

do you guys enjoy punk hair inspiration as well as clothes?

end result:

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Microsoft Productivity Pack for Windows (1992)

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