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im gonna eat you...IM GONNA EAT YOU X !!!

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I find it REALLY funny, a bit in a meta-sense, that Queen's arc will be featuring X.

I mean, it makes sense; the funny part is she wants to be the top hero SO BADLY, but lots of the irl fans are all excited about X showing up in an arc that's supposed to be hers.

So, she's second-best in BOTH "worlds."

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so i was watching the first ep of tbhx because well.. I needed to jog my memory but this MOTHERUCKER SHOWED UP 14 times. X you attention whore. fun fact XFC has always been in the first episode seen by the ad shown twice.

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3am doodles i had to do so i could sleep

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has this been done

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Low-quality X

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I think SVSSS would work really well for a modern au fic where it’s Shen Yuan and Liu Qingge’s wedding and people are giving toasts. And all the toasts are embarrassing stories about how everyone knew they were in love with each other before they did.

Liu Mingyan stands up with a massive binder and starts with “my brother once came to tell me that he was allergic to SQQ because every time he was near him he felt hot and his chest hurt” so my brother avoided him for six months and in that time our parents thought he had clinical depression. This was twelve years before they started dating.”

Mu Qingfang stands up and says “as you know I am bound to confidentiality about the actions of my patients while they are under my care, so alas many of my stories I must keep to myself….. so I must confine myself to the stories from when they were not under my care.” And somehow this is way worse because the following story is bad enough and now everyone’s imaginations are running rampant about what Mu Qingfang has seen and he’s smugly refusing to confirm OR DENY even the most outrageous scenarios people are posing to him.

Shen Jiu stands up and says “There was a period of time when Liu Qingge was unaware his crush had a twin. There was also a period of time where Liu Qingge had realized his affections and was trying to write poetry. These periods overlapped by six months.” Then to Liu Qingge’s horror Shen Jiu pulls out a stack of poems that Liu Qingge thought he’d given to Shen Yuan despite his protests he’d never seen them, and Shen Jiu starts to read them out loud.

Qi Qingqi stands up and is like “As you all can imagine the mutual unaware pining got pretty tiring after the sixth or seventh year. So a number of us conspired to lock them in a closet together”

Liu Qingge turns to Shen Yuan and is like “Wait did you know that was on purpose?” And he says “No, and also what does this have to do with-“

Qi Qingqi continues “We thought they would get their act together and make out a little. But when we checked the closet they both had managed to escape through a vent in the ceiling and crawl all the way to the other side of the building. During which time Shen Yuan managed to get poisoned somehow?! Absolutely no kisses were exchanged but the entire school watched Liu Qingge princess carry Shen Yuan through the hallways convinced he was dying.”

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Just found out it’s LiuShen week. I don’t know any of the prompts but I can certainly get in the spirit of things so in addition to (hopefully) finishing some wips, here’s a Drabble born from a series of texts to my friend.

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I made this for a friend on the server haha

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[OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER LABELLED "Pomegranates from land of dead do not eat"]

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Street kid Luo Binghe makes the mistake of letting some weirdo get a hold of him and finds himself locked up in a windowless room somewhere.

The only bright spot in this shit situation is that there's another boy in there with him. Shen Yuan is clearly in considerably worse shape than Luo Binghe and he says he's been here for a very long time. But he's so kind to Binghe and deliberately draws their captor's attention to himself (and away from Binghe) whenever he can.

He also, after Binghe's been there about a month, steals their captor's keys, unlocks the restraints they're both in, and then shoves Binghe out the boarded up window he's been prying open when he had time.

Shen Yuan is too big to fit through the window, he says. They both know that's not true but they can also both hear that their captor is coming-he must have noticed the keys were missing- and Shen Yuan intends to stall him while Binghe gets away.

Binghe promises to come back with help and SY just smiles and nods and shoos him away.

He runs as fast as he can, and once he's far enough away from the house he escaped from he starts asking for help- but no one is listening to him. And he knows if he goes to the local guard he'll probably be handed back over as a runaway slave... And then he sees two men who both seen almost to shine in the dirty city streets... they must be cultivators, they must. If anyone can help him now it will be them. So Luo Binghe throws himself at the taller of the two men and starts begging for help.

Shen Qingqiu is absolutely positive this kid is trying to lure them into an ambush, but Yue Qingyuan- who invited himself along on SQQ's mission without asking him- doesn't think so.

YQY goes with LBH, and SQQ follows, complaining that this is a trick the whole way- up until they discover that yes actually the local nobleman does have a secret room he's been imprisoning children in and there is indeed an almost beaten to death SY in there.

YQY sends SQQ off with SY- gotta get that kid medical attention ASAP- while he and LBH stay behind to Politely Ask Some Questions.

When YQY and LBH arrive back at the sect SY is still in the medical ward but isn't dying and is even awake! LBH is relieved and refuses to leave him again.

YQY fills SQQ in that not only were both boys not slaves, SY was actually the son of the nobleman's first wife she had as the result of an affair. He disappeared from the household around the time the first wife died and all the servants assumed their Lord had sold the boy or killed him outright.

But now that the nobleman has died a sudden and painful and extremely mysterious death it looks like SY has inherited the estate. YQY will have someone from An Ding go sort out the details since SY can't.

SQQ watches YQY smile at the little urchins they've rescued and talk in a way that obviously means he intends them to stay and says, internally 'Fuck no Qi-ge you don't get to replace me with a Shen you actually did manage to save. Absolutely not!'

Out loud the conversation goes:

SQQ: I want the older boy.

YQY: What?

SQQ: You intend for them to stay right? I want the older boy for Qing Jing Peak, you can keep the little one if you want.

YQY, pleased and assuming SQQ and SY must have bonded while he and LBH were away: Of course.

SQQ and SY have not bonded, and once they get back to QJ Peak things are tense. SQQ is low-key kinda jealous of SY and also reminded much too much of himself by the boy. Except he was never as naive and stupid as this kid is! Why is he so nice? How?? And the little shit isn't even afraid of him!

SY, deeply sarcastic: Oh nooo. I'm going to be beaten? Such a thing has never happened to me before! *Coughs because his throat is permanently messed up from being nearly strangled to death*

SQQ, aware that if he hits the kid now he loses: You're not allowed in the library for a week.

SY: What!

SQQ: The next words out of your mouth better be "yes Shizun, sorry Shizun" or it'll be two weeks.

SY: ...yes Shizun, sorry Shizun.

Meanwhile LBH and YQY are having a magical adventure in becoming a found family and are bonding over their obsessions with their respective Shens. They absolutely come visit QJ Peak at least twice a week much to SQQ's displeasure and SY's delight.

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"We're rebooting the multiverse?" the new hire asked, sounding like he didn't believe her.

Mei nodded. "Well, part of it. It's actually not that big of a deal? It happens a lot- especially the PIDW subsystem. I blame the Prime."

"You're talking about Luo Binghe right? One of the other guys was saying he ripped something?"

"The coding of the multiverse- hence the restart," she said. "And there's lots of Luo Binghes." To prove her point she stopped at the observation window for Room 668G.

The new guy blinked in shock at all the Luo Binghes inside, mostly disciple Binghes, though there were a smattering of fluffy puppies in the room too.

"Are those?"

"Bingpups yeah- look the multiverse is vast - this isn't anywhere near the weirdest thing I've seen."

"How do you know who the Prime is if there's so many?"

A good question. "It varies by section but the PIDW section goes with the guy living the original novel. You read it right?"

"Yeah."

"Good." Mei continued down the long hall. "Anyway we figured out which one he was because he doesn't seem to have a husband?"

"A what??"

"Let me explain," Mei said. "So it's kinda weird but in literally every iteration after the Prime, Luo Binghe has a husband- it's all the same guy too- and all the Luo Binghes are desperately in love with their husbands and vice versa. But the Prime just... doesn't have one. Like you'd think having a bunch of overpowered demons around would be more of an issue but the little ones are very polite and the rest of them chill out tremendously when you pair them up with their husband."

"But Prime doesn't have one." the new guy frowned.

Mei shook her head. "Not that we've found anyway. Believe me the research team is looking. It wasn't a big deal for a while but then there was an... incident. Prime spent ...18 hours I think? In a universe where there was a husband and he got extremely jealous that he didn't have one. So he's been looking for his own ever sense.

"Which causes problems when he's running around in everyone else's world trying to steal and/or bride-nap their husbands," Mei concluded. "He usually does that when he's here too but I haven't heard any alarms today... Here let's peek..."

She deflected the new guy down a side hall, taking him through a series of twisting turns until they stopped outside another holding cell. This one had only one Binghe in it, this one in full Demon Emperor regalia. He was kneeling on the floor with his eyes shut- meditating probably?

"Wow," the new guy said softly.

In the holding cell Luo Binghe Prime's blood red eyes snapped open.

Time to leave! Mei began gently shoving her new coworker away from the window.

"...Can he see us?" the guy asked.

"Oh yeah," Mei said. "Hear us too. Two way mirrors do jack shit for Heavenly Demons. Come on, the boss is waiting for us."

That got the guy to start moving. As they left Mei remembered something.

"Hey, I don't think anyone actually told me your name?"

"Oh they didn't!" New Guy said. "I'm Shen Yuan."

Behind them the alarms on Luo Binghe Prime's cell started beeping rapidly. Thank fuck that wasn't her problem. She just had to get Shen Yuan to part two of his orientation in one piece. Still, wouldn't hurt to just ... She linked their arms and started walking faster.

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whoever decided to turn daisy bell into a spooky dookie creepypasta song is fucking evil. that computer was brave enough to sing us a delightful little song and you do THIS to him? thats hatsune mikus grandpa dude. fuck you

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Silly AU where abyss is thwarted because LBH had his Shizun read plays to him before, he'd use puppy dog eyes and get his Shizun to read out plays to him and so when SQQ starts his speech it takes Binghe like a few lines before he realizes SQQ sounds just like he does when he's reciting a monologue... specifically a villain monologue.

He's just confused listening and watching his Shizun who is not saying his own words but reciting something...he can tell and he is so confused.

LBH starts questioning and SQQ is freaking out and system is blaring and SQQ has no idea what to do...LBH has totally cottoned on to system knowing somethings going on and system ends up panicking and breaking ground beneath LBH's feet.

System is now in damage control mode because it can sense dangerous levels of anger points directed at it specially.

SQQ is wondering what he did wrong he said everything right? At least he didn't have to push Binghe but his poor little white lots will still be blackened he doubts he's dodged all the death flags.

System is encouraging him that no you will still die...we-YOU should hide...please.

System trying to get SQQ to run away from plot while LBH is chasing his future empress and what ever the fuck is in his poor Shizun's head/soul. (He tells MQF about it... he has all the peak lords helping him chase him down...expect SQH who is also on system lead road-trip for it to save it's own skin... cue MBJ joining hunt.

System: NEW MISSION FOR HOSTS HIDE!

SQQ/SQH: ...From what?

System:HIDE ME!

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The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.

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Firmly believe that OG Mobei Jun had fairly conservative v necks - at least in comparison to scum villain Mobei who is constantly walking around with his tits all but completely out at all times, robes positively gaping open to show off as much of his chest as possible in an attempt to get as much of SQH’s attention as possible because no way he didn’t pick up on how Shang Qinghua stared at his cleavage

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Fandom is so different now and it’s becoming un-fun with how quickly shit moves.

I just want to enjoy things. I don’t want to have to play a game of Artist-Race that seems to be afoot lately.

Ya’ll eat up fandoms, leave artists and writers bone dry and then move on so fucking quickly then fucking wonder where all the Good Fandom Stuff is.

Idk Maybe cherish some things for longer. Reblog stuff. Interact with people. Comment and share.

Fandom is Capitalism now and I’m not being nuanced.

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Cumplane au where they both survive, but some media company steals PIDW for a very obvious serial numbers filed off cash grab

Worse, leaks suggest it's BETTER (because they can't just fill time with porn)

Well cucumber isn't having any of that! And he gets the family lawyers involved so airplane has to meet up with his biggest hater and a bunch of eye wateringly expensive lawyers to prove this is his idea they're stealing

Featuring: drama about how there's no proof since he lost the original outline

(Sy and lawyers point out that publish dates of the Web chapters are pretty clear)

Airplane passes out because he hasn't eaten and couldn't afford anything near the fancy law office

(Sy definitely dotes on him like a love interest - the lawyers start preparing 'permanent cohabitation' documents and a pre-nup)

SY taking airplane shopping for clothes because no one will take him seriously dressed like that

Shen family being strangely welcoming because they haven't seen sy this energetic since he was a kid

Sy telling airplane he'll kill him if he so much as looks at his sister

(Airplane laughs so hysterically he starts coughing)

Madam Shen telling sy she can't wait to host a wedding for them

(Sy confused and so deep in the closet convinces himself she means airplane and his sister and says over my dead body)

Flash forward to soc med mock up of PIDW 's official adaptations release party and comments/articles going nuts over cumplane