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pointing and going DIRK STRIDER ASS FRUIT PREFERENCE

Okay?

Thanks?

Im unsure if this is a compliment or an insult

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more serious question, apples or oranges

Oranges.

Cmon now.

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Every time you get just zipped away to a place I cannot help but think you got yourself into this situation. What kind of person gets not only once but repeatedly cross-country kidnapped? To say “could not be me” would be wildly unprofessional but I can’t think of anything else to say to you.

Ouch. My feelings. Whatever shall I do.

Not my fault, nothing I can do to control it.

What was the point of this?

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grapes or oranges choose wisely

Oranges.

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One of the things I was never expecting to do was describe gifs my work husband has reposted without knowing what it is.

I had to describe a sheep jumping on a trampoline to this man.

This was not on my resume

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Hey saaaaaaam your work husband has a tumblr now

He’s my actual husband thank you. /j

I noticed, I am aware, thank you.

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imfreakinggg high rn but i gotta tell you/... youre eyes :) ilyp...

? I?

Thank you? Anon?

Wrong “you’re.”

Who-? Is this?

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do u fw rootbeer

I do indeed fuck with rootbeer.

Yes.

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SAM THE MASSES ADORE YOU SAM (its me. im the masses. i think ur sick)

I?

Thank you anon? I enjoy you as well, anon.

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Wonderful, thank you!

How are you?

wait whos andraaaa :? i feel kike she doesnt have an account

One of my assistants.

Also. My..

Currently she.. does? Have a tumblr.

@masterfulchef

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That was fast, Hello Andra. :)

wait whos andraaaa :? i feel kike she doesnt have an account

One of my assistants.

Also. My..

Currently she.. does? Have a tumblr.

@masterfulchef

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wait whos andraaaa :? i feel kike she doesnt have an account

One of my assistants.

Also. My..

Currently she.. does? Have a tumblr.

@masterfulchef

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whaaats it like being an avatar? im moreso able to understand, like, godtiers and being attuned to gods in a fictional sense? so. hard to wrap my head around something real and far out of what people usally understand.

Well that's a new one.

It's. Interesting to say the least. For me its.

A lot of knowledge of things most people don't really know. Random information mostly. Some of the thoughts people have, their knowledge.

It's. Kind of overwhelming, but.. manageable?

Difficult to explain.

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Hug kiss marry kill, your assistants

Oh Jesus Christ.

Mind you my assistants see this fucking blog.

Melanie doesn’t count, she- doesn’t even look at me most days.

So that leaves, Remy, Sparks, Tim, Andra, and Observer. Thats. More than the allotted answers.

Kill Tim

Hug the twins (they’re getting put together, sorry Rems)

Kiss Andra

Marry Observer.

Sorry Tim.

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HI SAM WELCOME BACK HOME I KNOW IM LATE SHHH WELCOME BAAACK

Very late! But thank you! It is good to be back home. :)

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too many favorites questions: least favorite texture *neow*

Least favorite is probably.. grainy textures. And snow.

I can stand sand. But that’s for. Other reasons.

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more favorites questions (i hope you like these sam im having fun picking your brain), music genres? or, songs if you perfer that

Music genres is a hard one, I like most music.

A specific song though? I’ll be a sap since I can’t think of any others

“Can’t help falling in love” Elvis Presley