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a beautiful woman named excessive heat warning keeps messaging me on my phone

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It's almost the end of the month and to celebrate it, we opened a small Magma board. Look at all that gorgeous art!

Thank you to everyone who joined in and filled it with color and love! 🫶✨️

Artists tag below the cut

First slide: @kyoukamiiz @Xoji @yal_la Second slide: @riverart-tld @sunmmay @/bake_dpotat0 (on instagram) Third slide: @AKAZOO @kyoukami @d3c1ph3r3d 🪬⚠️ @meowdyjac Fourth slide: @scurvyboy @ghost-of-spring-woods Fifth slide: @/leypozzums (on instagram) @synodicsoma @coffee-bat Sixth slide: @iamtheunicornwizard @bbuzz28 @/ompaa.loompart (on instagram)

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you dont have swag like me

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all edge no substane

who's substane?

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when you think about it, the gun is a percussion instrument

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Bats Fact #27

Whole Apple

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Happy faggot month what films should I watch in the spirit of the season

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i didnt know you knew how to be happy holy shit

yeah it's called not doom scrolling like it's a 9-5

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You shouldn’t say ****

girl give me a hint at least

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I will never stop sending things i find on pintrest that have the same desperate rat energy you have ❤️

at least this one is accurate because that bitch took everything, including my switch and my magnetic tigger bottle opener.

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Seems to be bunny in the trough Thursday

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what do u think of the fact according to fiddleford him and ford drank "coffee" (and puts it in quotes) the day they met

was the coffee cocaine or something

i think it was coffee, but if you told me that they did coke together at some point i wouldn't disagree with you.

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woah! my name is Your Mom!