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Andrea stares.

... She puts in earplugs.

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"Be gay, do crime. that's the phrase. And I'm gonna live by it!"

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oh yeah i might be going on hiatus for this blog for a bit

nothing much, might still do replies, but my muse for other things has increased. also im getting more sleepy...

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"I am going to GET Giacomo. Who's with me."

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gotta do important things today (apply for another job + clangen update), you know how it goes

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Yet another post about the beta editor, I know, but -- did you know that trim reblogs works on asks?

This means you can carry on asks as threads without having to move them to a fresh post.

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obligatory kiss prompt!

 send an emoji to give my muse a…

💛 platonic kiss

💟 hand kiss

💖 cheek kiss

💕 forehead kiss

💓 mouth  kiss

💞 french kiss

🖤 angry kiss

💔 forced kiss

💘 reunion kiss

💙 awkward kiss

💚 drunk kiss

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FUCKING DIES I NEED TO SLEEP

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i need to figure out a chi-yu tag soon

but also i need to go to bed i need to be UP at ASS O CLOCK

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“So, this is where dignity goes to die.”

Says the one who would rather be covered in blood than to chill with ice. How fitting, then, that you are here. If Chi-Yu were to be in a noble form, there would be a smile on their face, and cruelty in their eyes. The cruelty just by itself in their eyes would have to do. Their beads glowed.

Of course your dignity would die here- you do not have much of it.

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Puss in Boots: The Last Wish Starters !

Taken from  the 2022 Dreamworks movie, Puss in Boots: The Last Wish! Some of these have already been edited. You can change them however you see fit! Spoilers for the movie may be present throughout!

“(Name), he stepped on my face!”

“Fear me, if you dare.”

“I am the master of baking. Watch!”

“(Name), is there any safe place that you could go? Anyone you can rely on in this moment of need.”

“And remember, (Name), death comes for us all.”

“Everyone thinks they’ll be the ones to defeat me, but no one’s escaped me yet.”

“You’re not living up to the legend.”

“I just love the smell of fear!”

“What’s the matter? Lives flashing before your eyes?”

“I am no longer worthy. I am sorry.”

“So, this is where dignity goes to die.”

“Me? I don’t have a name, or a home.”

“I mostly come up here for the food and the friends.”

“My cats can play better than you.”

“It’s like a possum crawled on your face and died.”

“Please, mock me quietly.”

“Please, I was the best thief you ever hired.”

“Finally. You need therapy.”

“Yeah, you looked pretty challenged back there.”

“No one’s that dumb. No one’s that nice. I don’t trust you.”

“Ugh, he’s path is so corny.”

“That is the saddest funny story I ever heard.”

“I sit on your shoulder and judge your actions and the quality of your character.”

“It’s like a fever on my face!”

“Well, it’s okay to be afraid.”

“Well, that’s a load of rubbish. What’s that supposed to mean?”

“If you wanted to hold my hand, all you had to do was ask.”

“I’m starting to think you don’t appreciate the value of a life.”

“Can’t bake a pie without loosing a dozen men.”

“Yeah, do better, try harder.”

“You’re nothing but a low rent Cinderella.”

“Was the legend so big that there was no room for anyone else?”

“Go ahead, run for it! Makes it more fun for me.”

“I’m getting a family! That’s what! A proper family! And then everything will be just right.”

“Come on. You didn’t think I’d actually stay-“

“Oh, what a good boy am I.”

“Ugh, blow up already!”

“Maybe one life is enough.”

“I know I could never defeat you, but I will never stop fighting for this life.”

“Why the hell did I go and play with my food?”

“Live your life. Live it well.”

“You know when you said Death was after you, I thought you were just being melodramatic.”

“It’s so cute… How you think that would work on me. Don’t you know I’m dead inside?”

“I hate to say it, but should we make a wish?”

“(Name), one life spent with you is all I could wish for.”

“Oh. Oh now you’ve made me cry.”

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sorry for no replies today! i got my haircut and then took a NAP

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For some reason I think Andrea would actually wear suits. Maybe a suit jacket with a skirt at most but just give her formal wear and she rocks it

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"Beads, we need to team up against the sword."

Chi-Yu's eyes seem to narrow. They regard the Tablets with suspicion and perhaps a bit of their signature envy.

Eventually...

Yes, I agree. We must beat up the sword for its unjust titles. Or whatever you think of saying.

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angry clicking of beads.

they were not feeling better about that title.

Chi-Yu bristles. They have a feeling they aren't a center of some delicious attention, and they're jealous for it.

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Chi-Yu bristles. They have a feeling they aren't a center of some delicious attention, and they're jealous for it.

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all things cooking / baking … sentence starters

“Catch that, it’s boiling over!”

“How spicy can I make this?”

“You want to be my taste-tester?”

“Could’ve used more seasoning.”

“Do you need a hand with supper?”

“Everything’s better with chocolate.”

“Too many hands in the kitchen, out!” 

“Want me to teach you how to make this?”

“Have you ever cooked a day in your life?”

“Oh no… it said teaspoon, not tablespoon.”

“No, no, no you’re going to burn it like that!”

“I never would’ve thought to bake it like that.”

“Just keep stirring ‘til your whole arm falls off.”

“Can you teach me how to cook this properly?”

“That’s so much icing. It’s like a tower of icing.”

“Salt is not a prime seasoning, you need more.”

“You don’t know the basics of cooking, do you?”

“That’s going to be so dry if you cook it like that.”

“Would you mind dicing some of those up for me?”

“There were supposed to be cookies, not charcoal.”

“I’ve never cooked anything this complicated before.”

“How much spice did you add? I cant feel my mouth!”

“I don’t know how you’re supposed to hold this knife.”

“You could give Gordon Ramsay a run for his money.”

“You’re actually tearing up… it can’t taste THAT good.”

“It tastes good, but the aesthetic could use some work.”

“I’m tempted to sign us up for one of those baking shows.”

“Come here, I’m going to show you how to plate this fancily.” 

“Not even kidding, you need to open a restaurant, this is amazing.”

“Well, we’re out, so I guess we’ll have to make some substitutions.” 

“I don’t think I should be trusted with the sharp things. Or the hot things.”

“They couldn’t believe it wasn’t made by professionals… you might need to bake more.”

“So, the grinder broke while I was seasoning, so now this has four ounces of pepper on it.”