scyaxe
scyaxe
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Hey there, you can call me Scyaxe. I hope you enjoy the experience of simply cybersex blast off into cybersex Joe Biden.We’ve been hacked!Whatever ForeverFormer member of the 206 Bones Cult23 | no pronouns, don’t refer to me
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scyaxe · 8 days ago
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i think, if money wasn't a factor, i'd like to be a cheesemonger
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scyaxe · 7 months ago
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foodguessr is really good at showing you your biases about cultural assumptions and also which ones you're right about
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scyaxe · 8 months ago
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tony chachere so good on popcorn but when you're shaking it and it gets aerated it is so painful. ive sneezed four times
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scyaxe · 1 year ago
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scyaxe · 1 year ago
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scyaxe · 1 year ago
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bcuz i’m curious:
any phone number that you could rattle off without looking counts here
reblog with your age/generation bcuz i’m curious if it’s still common practice for younger people to memorize phone numbers
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scyaxe · 1 year ago
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Add in the comments if you think you look your age and what others guess
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scyaxe · 1 year ago
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mine are carrots, specifically raw. i can demolish a bag of baby carrots in one sitting. eat them like chips, no dip required
(sorry if tumblrs limit made me forget yours but pls tell me)
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scyaxe · 1 year ago
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If so, what is it?
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scyaxe · 1 year ago
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#yes#mostly the downstairs but also the kitchen/dining room a bit#downstairs#there was a tv against one wall with a couch facing it pretty much centrally in the room like not touching any walls and on either side of#the couch were the really heavy wooden chest side tables that i lost my blanket in once#if you faced the front of the couch in the far left corner was where most of our toys were because in the far right corner was where the#stairs were#i believe the walls were just white or maybe off white and it had a brown wooden trim maybe?#there isnt a whole lot to say about the kitchen it had stone counter tops of some sort with some green accents in it? like a white and green#granite? i remember helping my grandma make and decorate christmas treats in it pretzel rods dipped in chocolate and sugar cookies and#whatever else#we would make them for the next door neighbors bill his wife and their children#and i remember sitting on the counter while she melted some green and orange and maybe some other colored candy melts to make halloween#treats and getting to try one of the candy melts plain#the dining room was directly ajacent to the kitchen and there wasn't a wall between them#again there isn't much to say about it but we would all sit down for dinner together and it was so nice it was an oval shaped table and the#seats would have the tie-on cushions#that house always felt so warm and happy and loving and we left when i was about 5#i remember my dads house that we would visit on weekends too i could tell you exactly how it was laid out save for some fogginess when it#came to the downstairs but i don't like remembering it much#it often felt tense and fragile usually during the day it was okay but once it was nighttime it started feeling unnerving
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scyaxe · 1 year ago
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scyaxe · 1 year ago
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reblog after voting!!
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scyaxe · 1 year ago
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lowkey how hard would it be to get a web store running
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scyaxe · 1 year ago
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man living on your own is expensive lol
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scyaxe · 1 year ago
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picture this, i give you a glass bottle and tell you to open it, but bottle openers are forbidden, how do you do it?
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scyaxe · 1 year ago
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no nuance pick one. you can elaborate in the tags.
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scyaxe · 1 year ago
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