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TTT has trained me for the AI uprising

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Reddit and Twitter are basically dead if Tumblr brings back porn now it's over for every other platform

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Well Reddit's decided to kill itself and Twitter has been trying it's best to die for a while. At this rate I think Tumblr is going to somehow be the only platform left as everything else just kills their own platforms

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Relaxation guide:

Step 1 Quit your job.

Step 2 become a cryptid.

Step 3 befriend ducks in the local park.

Step 4 enjoy life with newfound duck companions.

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Got no pronouns, gonna die

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Chili cheese fries are just American poutine

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My pug just walked into my room, yelled at me a bit, and grumpily marched away. I don't know what I did to anger her but she seems very upset about it.

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The entire french language needs to be shot

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Has anyone ever accidentally matched the resonance frequency of humans? Imagine a kid practicing the trumpet and accidentally liquifying their mom's bones.

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This Christmas I would like to gift everyone with an omen of death

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I've been sitting at this sign for 3 weeks but I'm yet to see a go sign, the wait continues.

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Since no one's done it yet I'm claiming Bir Tawil. l'm renaming it to "The Land of the Gays" and doing nothing else with it.

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Being a human is boring I'm gonna go be a crow and hang out with a witch in the forrest or something

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To anyone who sees this, I hid a small frog in your closet. His name is Jeff and he likes apples

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I'm bored anyone want to go fight god with me