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truly never getting over the greatest loss streaming services caused: the disappearance of DVD special features. behind the scenes, bloopers, deleted scenes, commentaries, I will never forget you, I will never stop missing you.
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Fantasy-ifying the Pacific Coast 🐲
(journal sketchpage wip)
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If you have a friend that wants to vent to you but doesn't want solutions but you are a solutions-oriented person, may I suggest Silly Solutions (TM)? For instance, whenever my friend complains about the people at her job being dumb, I remind her that if only one of us had studied engineering, we could create a giant hippo robot with laser eyes to destroy them. It fulfills my need to offer a solution, doesn't violate her boundary of not wanting to problem solve, AND it cheers us both up!
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my opinion on quantum physics is that we should stop looking into it. it's none of our business and frankly the particles seem to agree
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Trying to cause an asthma attack at my family's gift exchange. The gobbler. I made 3 of these bitches.
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i think i would like my people to be smarter and my tech to be stupider. is this anything
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tonight I had the privilege of hearing a 13 year old explain the terms “cooking” and “cooked” to my 45 year old manager and she said something so excellent I have to document it.
“cooked is bad. cooking is good. you’re either in the pot or you’re holding it.”
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