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man, no one wants to send me anything? HA that sounds like guilt tripping. i love you guys. im so freaking buzzed but like? i love yall. if you guys have any issues, i would love to try and help and hype you guys up.

be yourselves. psch, anyways. love you guys. im around if you guys need me!!

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OK BUT THE WAY U EXPRESS YOURSELF?? DUDE IM IN, U CAN BE SURE OF THAT, I SAY THIS CAUSE JUST GOD HARVEY KNOWS HOW IT HELPS ME WITH MY ENGLISH I LUV U AND UR ACCOUNT SO MUCH, A TOAST OF COFFEE FOR U KISSES MUAH

SORRY THIS IS LIKE A MONTH AND A HALF LATE, BUT THANKS FOR THE ASK.

I LOVE THAT YOU LOVE MY ACCOUNT BECAUSE I JUST DO THE BEST I CAN AND I AINT THE BEST BUT YANNO. I LOVE YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH. YOURE THE BEST AND I LOVE YOU.

HA, YOU MADE ME FEEL SO GOOD XD THANK YOU BBY YOURE AMAZING!!

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noid have u seen @iniro's wizard portrait mod? im losing my fucking mind its gorgeous go check it out, hes now like a hot purple harvey with a sexy scar and a sexier cowboy hat

HA, IM SO SORRY THIS IS LIKE A MONTH AND A HALF LATE BUT I DID SEE IT.

See, im like still so personal to harvey, that like beefed up wizard is great but like... YANNO. HA. I LOVE IT ANYWAYS. He looks so much better as the beefed up portraits than he does in game. it cracks me up lmfao. 

HA, LOVE YOU AND THANKS FOR SENDING THE ASK BBY YOU’RE GREAT.

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WELCOME BACK ME

So, I debated whether to come back tonight or tomorrow, but I felt tonight was a good night!! I had a bonfire with my family and we had a few drinks so as I’m a bit liquored up I thought I’d come back TONIGHT.

I have two projects that I’m almost finished with to send out so like... I’M BACK Y’ALL. IF ANYONE MISSED ME, THANKS. IM BACK LMAO

I had a great time being apart from social media. I really felt like I could relax and just be by myself and be creative. So, thank you guys for waiting!! I’m back and ready for any questions at all!!

My inbox is open for literally any dumb question y’all could ask for. I’m just vibin’ and honestly in a great mood! Thanks for waiting and my inbox is open BBYS!!!!! 

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Hey, y’all, I’ve been pretty vacant lately, but I’ve decided to do a sort of “challenge” I suppose? Anyways, between now until Easter I’ve decided that I’m going to get off social media. All of my social media.

I’ve wasted way too much time on social media just mindlessly scrolling. I’m doing it for other reasons too, but I just wanted to give like a “fair well” for now.

Thanks y’all and see you until then!

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id be an ASPCA animal cop. that’s what I wanted to do until my mom said that i might not be able to save all the animals i encountered and then i ditched the idea lmfao. no way i could leave a chained up dog lmfao

if we lived in a world where u had to do the career u were first interested in as a child what would u be doing, id be a firefighter

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i never thought i liked mustaches but then i loved harvey and he got me feelin’ somethin

Stardew Valley Character Aesthetic: Romancing Harvey

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I feel like harvey would be on the medical side of tiktok where they just like show their weirdest medical things. i shouldn’t be commenting when im drunk, but here we are. i dont even like tiktok but like i use instagram and i see medical stuff where they are like, “Whaaaaa” and im like “Whaaa??” and it’s great. but it’s mostly anime instagram reels. i dunno. anyways, he would totally watch even dentist instagram reels. that stuff makes me laugh.

what sides of tiktok some of the sdv npcs would be on

sebastian: idk why but i feel like he knows that dude who shows the most efficient way to arrange a room

sam: centrist vs leftist tiktok

lewis: probably uses instagram reels

leah: shes probably where the small businesses guilt trip the viewers lmaoo

haley: not 100% sure but probably where those accounts called @hxneyxaesthetic posts cringy tweets with a pink filter

morris: harry styles tiktok

robin: onlyjaysus slander tiktok

abigail: those frog cakes and crystal healing tiktok

harvey: where the dudes point to tweets in the air with the rainbow filter

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Harvey gives me nice guy vibes

HARVEY IS A NICE GUY. LIKE okay, he’s just chillin all the time and he’s super cute. he just wants to show you his hobbies and help you out as best as he can. he doesn’t want anything out of the relationship either, he just wants you to be happy. I love him so much, i really do. its such a shame that he’s not real, but then i think, “what if i could find my own harvey in real life” but then id think that i love harvey, but im so independent and sometimes bitchy that i want that person to put me in my place. 

i genuinely get so out of hand now with my estrogen patches that i get mood swings and become an asshole, especially with my wonderful mother that I just need a guy to be like, “Hey, you’re being an asshole and you need to come down” I think Harvey would be kinda like that though? I think there’s a point where he would be like, “You’re being rude, calm down” and then I’d be like, “Oh, shit you’re right”

he’s totally a nice guy though. he’d like send flowers all the time and i want that. he’s so cute. like... there would be no insecurity in a relationship with him. im all territorial and i feel like he would push away other females. that’s dope. i love him so much.

THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME DRUNK INBOX STUFF. well im drunk, but i bet youre not. THANK YOU AND I LOVE YOU SWEET BBY ANON. YOU’RE GREAT.

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If you're listening to music what are you listening to??? how do you have a good relationship with your mom btw... mine isnt the best and shes been abusive towards me. Sorry this is heavy but Im just curious. Thanks love the content though!!!

bruh i cant stop listening to 1940s music. it just makes me so happy. people back then just kNEW things. they just cared and it wasn’t crazy. but anyways, im listening to Buttons and Bows by Dinah Shore. Her voice is just nice to listen too. you want to know a great 1950s jazz musician you should listen too? it’s ella fitzgerald. i love her voice so much, it’s amazing. i would marry her voice if i could.

anyways, sorry your moms not the best. you know what, i had a real rocky relationship with my mom like three years ago, but we ended up getting into a huge fight and she kicked me of the house for like four days. but then we patched things up in her car, she was crying and stuff and then i realized... that we just cant have like an emotional relationship? like she was hard core abused as a child and so was my father. i soon realized that she was actually a huge part of who i am today and i genuinely appreciate it. sometimes, weird enough, and i dont recommend it if its like super bad, but sometimes getting into a fight where you both just throw feelings and emotions at each other helps in a way. like you get to just say shit to each other and then you understand a bit better. it worked for me, but yanno. i dont know your situation and i cant speak for either of you guys. i wish you two the best of luck

LOVE YOU AND THANKS FOR THE ASK HONESTLY.

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futurama is the best show ever and no one can say otherwise. just in terms of comedic relief. it’s awesome.

i crack up everytime i watch the show, which is all the time.

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oh no, i got drunk much faster than i thought i would. okay, im here for it. i did all my homework that i needed too. it’s all done. so i jus- im here. for anything. i can’t believe this is like the second time this week, but it’s cool because im safe and still happy.

i actually just got done with a convo with my mother and it was great. shes so cool. my family is awesome, we have our downfalls, but we work through them like any family. i love her so much. she’s unlike any person ive ever met and shes so strong. 

anyways, im primed for whatever bullshit yall want to throw at me. like, im primed all the time, but im extra primed to be crazy and then pick up the aftermath when im sober. WHOOP WHOOp

Oo, maybe party time again?

I decided that while I do my homework that’s due for today that I should drink. Because online classes are dumb in every way possible for me… and AND I haven’t learned a single thing since my school transferred to online. SO while I do my homework and get partially drunk whilst doing so, my inbox, DM, and Discord are open for anything y’all want to throw at me.

if nothing, that’s damn well cool too. Although y’all might see some of drunk me hyping people up for no reason other than I just want too.

ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT? While I’m working on homework and getting drunk, if y’all want to be hyped up for whatever reason then throw some stuff in my inbox. Drunk me got you covered.

As per usual, I am safe- just chillin’ at home and honestly I’m pretty happy. But also ANGY because my car got stuck in our driveway here because of all the snow and my mommy had to come save me lmfao Look I love snow, but I’m tired of it having an attitude. 

ANYWAYS. THE INBOX IS OPEN FOR WHATEVER YOU’D LIKE IT TO BE. I genuinely promise you that drunk me just doesn’t judge. i’m here for the party.

BYE

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thoughts on dogs?

you know what, im glad you asked this question

because I think cats are better. okay, here me out, i love dogs. I had a dog for sixteen years- he was a runt sheltie from a puppy mill, and i loved him to absolute death, but like... the energy of a dog is too much for me. They want attention like all the time, but a cat? They like, want attention sometimes and then half the time they’re like, fuck you. I think that’s great. ive always been more of an independent person so ive loved cats because theyre so chill and i love them for it. They just want to hang out and do their own thing. like, dogs are great to cuddle with and to play fetch, but other than that- it just don’t do it for me. cats will cuddle. my cats part bengal so i could just teach him how to play fetch and then i wouldn’t ever need a dog.

sorry, but for me- cats are just better bro. like, you like or love dogs- good for you. i wont step on you, but cats? cmon they just like to chill.

but my cats destructive. he likes to sleep in the dryer and thats big no no. or we literally childproof locked our cabinets because he would go in them and then drag literally everything out of them. it was a huge hassle, but i love cats. they’re the best and no one can tell me otherwise.

dogs are cool and great, cute and all, but cats are my go to. i love cats so much.

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Oo, maybe party time again?

I decided that while I do my homework that’s due for today that I should drink. Because online classes are dumb in every way possible for me... and AND I haven’t learned a single thing since my school transferred to online. SO while I do my homework and get partially drunk whilst doing so, my inbox, DM, and Discord are open for anything y’all want to throw at me.

if nothing, that’s damn well cool too. Although y’all might see some of drunk me hyping people up for no reason other than I just want too.

ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT? While I’m working on homework and getting drunk, if y’all want to be hyped up for whatever reason then throw some stuff in my inbox. Drunk me got you covered.

As per usual, I am safe- just chillin’ at home and honestly I’m pretty happy. But also ANGY because my car got stuck in our driveway here because of all the snow and my mommy had to come save me lmfao Look I love snow, but I’m tired of it having an attitude. 

ANYWAYS. THE INBOX IS OPEN FOR WHATEVER YOU’D LIKE IT TO BE. I genuinely promise you that drunk me just doesn’t judge. i’m here for the party.

BYE

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Oh YES PLEASE. THANK YOU

More cute Harvey artwork by @mono_progress on Twitter

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3 and 50 for the valentines asks!! ily and ur very swag 😚

AYYEEE Starwinks!! Nice to see you sweet bby. Thanks so much for the ask, and bruh I’m far from swag, but that makes me laugh thank you so much xD OH AND I LOVE YOU TOO!

3 (Favorite love song): Oof, favorite love song, huh? Oo, you know what- I love the song, “I’ll Get By (As Long As I Have You)” by Harry James in... 1941? I’ve heard that this song was a #1 hit on D-Day, June 6th 1944. It’s just a lovely song and I adore it. It’s so sweet and romantic, but any music in the 1940-1950s just make my heart soar. People really cared about making great music back then, not to rip on music today, but it’s not my thing. There’s a link to the song on Youtube if you’d like to listen though :)

50 (What’s your dreamhouse?): Oh, wow, what an interesting question! Well, when I plan to move out of my family’s place I’d love to have my room decorated with old vintage decor. I want a room that looks like it has been ripped out of the 1950s! My dreamhouse would follow suit, but less about 1950s only and more like 1900-1950s, or even older, like I’d love old paintings like, Michelangelo’s painting ‘Last Judgment’ (painted in 1536-1541) and “Oath of the Horatii”  by Jacques-Louis David. I want old vintage looking mirrors, silverware, and dishware. I’d want a jukebox! I just genuinely love the look of it all- I don’t need a big house or anything, but I’d like some sort of vintage safe haven away from everything in modern life. I want to hang up propaganda posters from WWI and WWII, and to always be playing 1950s jazz in the background. It would just be so fun and interesting. Maybe I’ll never get anything like this, but it sure would be amazing!

Thank you so much for the ask!! I’ve never thought about a dream house, so this was interesting to think about. I appreciate you being so curious about me!!

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How the Bachelors and Bachlorettes surprise the farmer on Valentines Day!

So, my friend @soft-bois-make-me-simp and I decided we wanted to collab for something on Valentines Day!! As this was our first time doing a collab with another person, we actually had a ton of fun throwing around ideas and getting stuff together! Not to mention that they had so many ideas that my mind was swimming, it was honestly so cool. I have a hard time writing about the bachelorettes, but they just blew me out of the water. I couldn’t have done this post without them and it was totally worth it. We had a ton of fun so we hope you enjoy this!!! All the Bachelors and Bachelorettes are below, thanks and WE LOVE Y’ALL. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!!

I did all the bachelors! @soft-bois-make-me-simp did all the bachelorettes!

Bachelors~

Harvey

Oh, he spends a lot of time trying to present you with the best Valentine's Day present. He researches ideas on how to do that. In the end, he decides he wants to surprise you with dinner at his place and he is prepared. Throughout the day he spends it gifting you different presents like flowers, little love notes, and even a box of chocolates! Then, he calls you up and invites you over. Opening the door to the clinic, rose petals line the floor leading up to his door upstairs. Stepping into his room, the lighting is low with candles and jazz quietly breaking up the silence in the background. There’s a table set up in the middle of the room with a lacy pink tablecloth, dinner is set up, and rose petals decorate the floor. “H-hey!” He says nervously to you, “I-I wanted to surprise you, d-do you like it?” Even without the room completely lit up you know he’s blushing, but you can see that he’s wearing a nice undershirt like he always wears, but without his long green coat, and he’s wearing dark dress pants. He approaches you and softly gives you a kiss on the cheek, he then pulls you into a big hug. The dinner was delicious and you two spend the time complimenting each other and being in each other’s company. After dinner you help him clean up, you then see that he had been researching on how to be romantic… by watching romance movies. His efforts to show you how much he appreciates and loves you shows no bounds. He walks you home and before you walk through the door he says, “I love you, you know? I really do love you.”

Elliott

You wake up at your usual time and head outside to do your daily chores. You head towards the mail box and it’s stuffed to the brim with letters! Eyes wide, every single one is addressed from Elliott, you carry the stack of letters inside and as you open them they’re all love notes with various dates on them. By checking each date you realize he had been writing love notes, with you mind, for an entire month! You check the one for today’s date and it’s the shortest letter within the stack. He explains that he wants you to meet him at his place around 8pm but he doesn’t explain why (his signature has many red hearts around it.) Arriving at his place at 8pm he greets with a big hug and a tender kiss, “I could hardly wait for you, my love!” In his small shack he put together a wonderful dinner for you two to enjoy. During the meal he explains his love for you the only way a poet would, it goes from him desiring your beauty over the sun to how excited he gets whenever you’re in view. After dinner he gestures for you to sit and relax on his bed. The evening ends with him playing the piano, he wrote a piece (for the first time) completely inspired by you and the love he holds for you… and only you.

Alex

He is up and ready at 6am. With groggy eyes you open the door to see Alex with a big goofy smile holding flowers. “Good morning! I just wanted to say that I love you!” He says this all in one breath and thrusts the flowers to you, “I’ll come pick you up at 6pm. I love you, bye!” It seemed over in a flash once you accepted the flowers, but he seemed confident and happy- you couldn’t deny his puppy dog eyes. At 6pm he strolls up the path, and linking your arm with his, you both begin to walk to the beach. Nervously scratching the back of his neck, he blushes and says, “You’ve been there for me a lot. I know I’m not book smart or anything, but you’ve been my-” he reaches in his pocket to pull out a scribbled note, “-light at the end of the tunnel. I’ve never loved anyone more than I’ve loved you,” He awkwardly laughs, and with the sun setting behind him he stops and holds both your hands in his. His eyes are full of love and devotion, “I found these in Zuzu City, I hope you like them,” He pulls out matching necklaces giving you the one with ‘A’ on it. “See, this one has your letter on it! I hope you like it,” You couldn’t say no and he helped you put the necklace on. With his large and goofy smile you two end the evening in each other’s company, holding hands and watching the sun set.

Sebastian

Sebastian gets really excited to show you a new DND adventure that he’s compiled for you two to play. He explains that he’s thought about this for a while and through a slew of note writing and trial and error, he is convinced that he has made you the best gift for Valentines Day. It’s an odd adventure that asks you to find Sebastian his one true love- you laugh thinking it’s just Sebastian being goofy but you play along. Through fighting and exploration you begin to gather clues as to who his true love is supposed to be, the clues are subtle but explain the personality and appearance of the one he wants to be with. At the end of the campaign you smile because all along, through all the notes you’ve gathered throughout the adventure, they all describe you. You are his one true love and the only one he wants to be with.

Sam

Sending you a letter in the mail, Sam explains he wants for you to be home around 8pm. Course you comply, a bit curious considering you had no idea what he had planned. Coming up the path, carrying his guitar, he gives you an awkward smile. He seems nervous and his voice sounds shaky when he greets you, “I wasn’t sure what to give you for Valentines Day, so I did what I know best,” he says, unlocking his guitar case. He gestures for you to sit and with a shaky voice begins to play the guitar and sing you a love song that he created himself. Sam avoids eye contact with you for a bit as he plays, unsure of how you feel about it, but as time went he grew more confident. When he locks eyes with you it’s filled with appreciation, love, and admiration. After finishing his song he gives you a hug and a kiss on the cheek- he didn’t want to be with anyone else.

Shane

Shane decides that he wants to take you out to the Stardrop Saloon for Valentines Day. He opens the door for you and as you two sit he gives you a peck on the cheek. You can tell he’s certainly trying as you see he has gel in his hair and he’s wearing clean clothes. “I… Look, I don’t do sappy stuff, b-but you know, I really enjoy your company and I-uh I wanted to try and do something special for you.” He explains as a blushy mess, he avoids eye contact with you as he says this, but you can tell by the sound of his voice that he really means it. Without ever ordering, Gus approaches the table with a big smile and sets down a pizza that’s in the shape of a heart! “I-uh… I really like you, you know. I’m not good with this stuff, but you mean a lot to me so let’s enjoy some pizza!” He remarks trying to divert the conversation from anything sappy. Through the rest of the night he spends it trying to make you laugh, and you didn’t know how late it had gotten until Gus had kicked you guys out. When he walks you home you see him noticeably get sadder, you realize that he never wanted the night to end.

Bachelorettes~

Abigail

Abigail wants to take you for an adventure. One where it’s quiet and a place only she knows about, or so she thinks. Telling you to clear your schedule that day and to meet near the wizard tower she’ll blindfold you. It’s a secret she wants to share with you, but when she reveals the secret forest you smile at her. Hesitating for a second to tell her that you’ve been here often though when she’s about to lead you to a dead end and you tell her; she knows it wasn’t a secret to you. She asks you to lead the way to the pond where she has a blanket prepared and asks you to sit down. Once you are settled she plays you a piece on her flute that you haven’t heard before. It’s calming and beautiful, you would even describe it as enchanting. After she finished she tells you it was an original piece inspired by you. 

Emily

Waking up you find Emily gone from her side of the bed. In her place was a wrapped up box tied together with a bow and a note saying Open. Inside was an outfit that was absolutely stunning in your favorite color. It was a more formal attire then what you both normally wear but that wasn’t all that was in the box. Another note attached to it saying she hopes you get a positive energy from the outfit as it was made with love. For another surprise please wear it and meet at the bus stop at 7pm. Wearing your new glamorous outfit that fits like a glove you see Emily dressed up and waiting for you. She takes you to ZuZu City where to your surprise the bus stops in front of a ballroom studio. Emily tells you she’s been taking a class on the “Dances of Love” and wanted to show you what she’s learned. You spend the rest of the night dancing, both getting lost in the music and each other. 

Haley

Haley didn’t mention to keep your schedule open or to come at a certain time but you knew Valentine’s Day was important to her. It was a day she looked forward too each year and you were excited to spend it with her. After the chores around the farm were done you headed to her house with a pink cake you made yourself and a sunflower pouch Emily helped you make. You put the cake in the kitchen and head to her room. She was standing in front of the vanity, but when you walked in you heard a closing noise, almost like a book being closed. She is holding something behind her back when you approach she shoves something into your hands. It’s a scrapbook decorated in pink and sunflowers with both your names on the cover in a heart. Opening it, it's a collage of photos she’s taken over the time you’ve spent together. Polaroids of the first gift you gave her, your date with the cows, some of the mornings you’ve spent together and all the events you’ve been to together. She goes over how special each moment is to her and tears up saying how much of a better person you made her. Thanking you for coming into her life and showing how beautiful a photo can truly be when you’re in it. 

Maru

Waking up you were excited as Maru asked you to meet her tonight. A special viewing of the stars with you space girl is something that always makes you happy. Though walking out you see all your crops have been waterd, in fact next to your crops were sprinklers. Confused, you walk to the mailbox where you find a letter from Maru telling you she built some sprinklers for you and if they are something you liked she’s happy to make more. She also reminds you about tonight and to dress warm! When the time arrives you head to the mountain and enjoy hearing her talk about space. That is until she mentions one star that you’ve never noticed before. She asks if you know the name but it’s one you are unfamiliar with. Maru smiles at your confusion. Telling you that for Valentine’s day her present besides the sprinklers, was getting you a star. A way that if you ever need to be reminded of her love just look up and know that she loves you more than all the stars in the sky. 

Leah

Everyone in town was buzzing about a big Valentine’s event happening this year. It was something that was kept a big secret and nobody in town knew what was happening just what time to go. Leah was not one to usually express extreme interest in going to town events but she seemed very excited for this one. If not to find out what was the big event you decided to go for Leah. She mentions having to finish up some work and she’ll meet you at the event so heading alone you’re floored when you see it’s an art show. Not just any art show but one Leah is putting on! It’s a Valentine’s day art show with each piece centered around the theme of love. She tells you how you inspired these pieces and how you are her muse. Not just for today but forever. 

Penny

Ever since the chili incident you have been trying your best to avoid Penny’s cooking. You love her, you really do and want to support her but cooking was just not a strong point. So when she asks you to a Valentine’s day picnic where she plans on cooking the food you’re a little hesitant but seeing her eyes light up talking about it you tell her of course. Walking into the forest you see her and a large basket next to her. She starts talking out dish after dish and encouraging you to try them all. You take a pepper popper and eat it. It was really good! You try all the different dishes from the stuffing to fish stew all delicious. She tells you she’s been practicing with Gus and is very happy to see you eating her cooking. Penny tells you she has one more surprise and gives you a book. It was your favorite book, looking inside you noticed a message. It was a message from the author, she got your book signed by your favorite author. Penny tells you to look on the last page as well where she wrote a note, although this book may be your favorite, our story will always be mine.