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sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)
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imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey
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Got my haircut and the barber said i looked like ponyboy
i win.
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STOP CENSORING SUBTITLES/TRANSCRIPTS/CLOSED CAPTIONS
LET DEAF AND NEURODIVERGENT PEOPLE READ “FUCK”
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*through gritted teeth* I love organizing my community and building a better tomorrow
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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth
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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"
"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.
"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.
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how do i make men w long hair luv me
men with long hair only love themselves and marijuana cigarettes. Its best you move on
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How beautiful is butch identity that it includes cis women, trans men, trans women, nonbinary people, and bruce springsteen.
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