Queer Shark, Pirate Captain, Menace to all the king's men.
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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
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yooooo gang! Reading: a RWBY fanfic called "War Machines"
Last song: DARE - by the band GORILLAZ
Last movie: GODZILLA (2014)
Last series: Cyberpunk Edgerunners (yeah i cried at the end) Flavour: i do quite like sweets but i like the rest too!! Tea or Coffee: English Breakfast tea, specifically PG Tips
WAKEY WAKEY SAILORS @cobalt-axolotl @cativantill @stellapuffs
TAG NINE PEOPLE YOU WANT TO GET TO KNOW MORE
tried to reblog the original post but it was gone so here we are i guess. thanks for tagging me leigh!!!!! @poemeater <3 i love you to pluto and back come kiss me now
currently reading: nothing actually. walk of shame
last song: man in the mirror — michael jackson
last film: captain america brave new world
last series: new girl season 3, mha season 2 (rewatch), wbk s2
sweet/savory/salty?: savory + salty!!! but i would give up both kidneys for some cinnamon sugar pretzels rn
tea or coffee: tea always
working on: packing to move states in july, weeding through some rough friendships that no longer serve me, picking up guitar again, and. well. kinktober ‘25
no pressure tags 🤍 @carminechrollo @admiringlove @madaqueue @cheralith @bouqette @mochiqa @mosskissed @storiesoflilies @toadba @tokeposts @hiraethwrote sorry if you’ve been tagged i tried to choose people i haven’t tagged in awhile/at all hehe
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(the mini American general in my back pocket, now grumpy and dismayed): murmur mur mermermermur... i miss my daymn oil...
I can now add 'inside of my nose' to 'places I have had a hot oil burn
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YOOOOO BESTIE THAT LOOKS WICKED, tomato sauce poached eggs... i must do research on this/pos
I can now add 'inside of my nose' to 'places I have had a hot oil burn
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If I was go be featured as a creature in the creature Feature, the creature features that I'd Feature would be sea creature seeing peepers (slightly glowing yellow iris and cat-like pupil), featuring creature breathers (neck gills), and creature grabbing features (claws)
That said, I should Feature
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THIS FOOL SNORTIN OIL!!!
(The mini American general in my back pocket): DID I HEAR OIL???
I can now add 'inside of my nose' to 'places I have had a hot oil burn
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Yay shakshuka!!! (I got no clue what it is but yippee)
I can now add 'inside of my nose' to 'places I have had a hot oil burn
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Can't believe Satan became over 150 students and protested at their old school
Recently fought against the ankle length skirts at my school in the form of a 150+ student protest 💪
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What we're you making bestie (other then oil burns)
I can now add 'inside of my nose' to 'places I have had a hot oil burn
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*buys body pillow of least favourite character*
*uses it as a punching bag*
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hey its me im calling you about your dna sequencing yeauh the results came in.. yeah you might want to sit down before we get started
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SHOOTING CIVILLIANS POINT BLANK. SHE WAS TRYING TO GET HOME AND THEY SHOT HER FOR NO REASON. GET THIS FOOTAGE OUT!
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*Gasp* Holy shit, bestie they're playing the macareina... I gotta be like every white guy ever and join in
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