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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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I’m begging y’all to make Sirius and James meaner in your fics

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you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

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time to evil jerk off

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there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

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“oh yeah you should watch this show! its on-” it doesnt matter. it is on the little site in my computer. for free

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Band on a run!

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Remus and Harry from chapter 14 of PoA

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new favorite AO3 comment dropped. short, simple, to the point. made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt.

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Trying to explain to my friend what Wolfstar is and said

“It’s not sunshine and grumpy it’s…time of the month meets adhd on drugs”

Which I feel is a fairly accurate representation

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the self-indulgent fanfiction will continue until morale improves

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it’ll be fine I just have to be a shaking terrified animal about it

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has adrien ever worn anything other than this fuckass pattern 💔