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do you want me to put that fictional man in a situation for you miss

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GETTING OLDER IS CRAZY CAUSE YOU JUST START THINKING DIFFERENTLY OUT OF NOWHERE

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sometimes i have a thought and go “this would do numbers on tumblr dot com” and oh boy the numbers! 0. absolutely fucking nothing. maybe 1 if i’m lucky.

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Shoutout to the girlies who feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread

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Hi, I just wanted to know if you are going to upload your fic of Jacaerys Velaryon "Dear Juliet" anytime soon. I really, really love that movie. Thank you.

hi!! i had a plan to upload it, but i stopped prioritizing that fic (and many others 💔) a long time ago because something happened to my files so i need to redo most of it. since someone wants to read i think i'll work on it again and post it as soon as possible though :) probably this month or september if i can find time to focus on writing

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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

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THE PRINCESS DIARIES (2001) dir. Gary Marshall

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If ANY of yall EVER do this shit to me, im deleting every single fic out of spite.

If I ever catch one of yall doing this to another author and I know youre a follower of my work I will block you personally on every platform

None of yall are the fic police. I DESPISE genai. I think its an insult to art, humanity, and the planet itself. But aint not a single fucking person here qualified to pick apart a strangers fic looking for a gotcha moment to make yourselves feel superior. If you think something is ai you can ask the author (most are proud of the ai use and will just tell you straight up) if they say yes you have your answer and can warn people. If they say no and you dont believe them you block and quietly keep it between you and maybe a close group of friends. Spreading misinformation is DANGEROUS. And NONE of you doing this shit are anywhere near qualified to do it.

THIS GOES DOUBLY FOR ARTISTS.

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i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

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oh shit he's YEARNING

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i love timberjacks immensely

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the worst thing about writing or any kind of craft is having an idea you're really excited to make a reality but then you sit down and realize how much work it's going to take to get to that point and suddenly you feel like those two little gay guys in the mountain in the lord of the rings

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everyone look at this keychain of a capybara wearing a turtle backpack that my mom just gave me

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i hate it when a ship is so popular fhat you cant go into a character tag without seeing the other guy too... i dont want him. go away

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if you're in my notifications on a regular basis but we have never spoken...I want you to know that I know your username and think fondly of you