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While I wait for asks, here are some incorrect quotes!

Seam: I never understood why people cared so much about their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself. Seam: *Picks up Tree-Cat* Seam: I’ve only befriended Tree-Cat for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then my self. Tree-Cat: What's this? Seam, hugging Tree-Cat: Affection! Tree-Cat: Disgusting. Tree-Cat: …Do it again. Tree-Cat: "Go hang a salami" backwards is "I'm a lasagna hog". Seam: How did either of those sentences occur naturally for you to discover this? Seam: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail. Tree-Cat: No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station. Seam: Ha! Don't you know the trappers trap can trap the trapper? Seam: I must be losing it, I'm quoting Tree. Tree-Cat: A banker? Me? Seam: Yes, Tree. Tree-Cat: But I don’t know anything about running a bank! Seam: Good. No preconceived ideas. Tree-Cat: I’ve robbed banks! Seam: Capital! Just reverse your thinking. The money should be on the inside. Tree-Cat: This is Seam, they’re… not my assistant, some other word. Seam: I’m their carer. Tree-Cat: Yeah, my carer. They care so I don’t have to. Tree-Cat: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food? Seam: …What??? Seam: Why would you think any of this was a good idea? Tree-Cat: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. Seam: Tree-Cat: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this. Tree-Cat: When I first got my ADHD diagnosis, my first thought was “woah… it’s canon” and I think that maybe thoughts like that is why Seam made me get tested. *Seam and Tree-Cat looking at a locked gate into a park* Seam: Aw. :( Tree-Cat: You know what they say. Seam: Please don’t- Tree-Cat: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate* Seam: Frick-Seam: *looks over Tree-Cat’s shoulder at their laptop* What the fuck? Tree-Cat: *slams screen shut* It’s just research! For something I’m writing about! I swear that’s it! Seam: Why the hell would that involve the breeding habits of frogs? Tree-Cat: It’s not just “frogs”, it’s the Surinam Toad. And it’s not “breeding habits”, it’s how they raise their young. This is important information my audience needs to know! Seam: That doesn’t change the fact this is for one line in a fanfiction. Tree-Cat, offendedly: You don’t know that! Seam: I hear no denial. Seam: You know what’s funny about Tree-Cat? They’re my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt them is someone I’d murder, probably. Tree-Cat: Surgery is basically just stabbing someone to life. Seam: Please never become a surgeon. Tree-Cat: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer. Seam: Tree-Cat: Seam: …Please, go back to bed.

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[seamandtcaskblog]

Welcome!

This is the ask blog for Seam and Tree-Cat(an OC of mine). This will be a text ask blog and will not include drawings of the pair for reasons I'm too lazy to explain. My requirements for asks are:

NO NSFW questions

DON'T try to ship the two(Tree-Cat is a minor and Seam is not + they think of each other as siblings, Tree-Cat is also already in a relationship)

DON'T misgender either of them(both use They/Them pronouns)

Be nice to them

Please don't do too many M!A asks

Quick note: I might not respond to your question immediately. I apologize in advance.

Anyways, I will see you guys again once the questions come in!