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Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.

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v.2

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What do you call a [white noise hiss] that has never [white noise hiss]

[white noise hiss]

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dogs might look like their owners but cat people always have a cat with the same mental illness as them

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Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

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gotta love a dog that just doesn't care if the ball of fluff is spicy or not, it will eventually surrender to the warm

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Onions

OiI on canvas

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staples?! he made a basket with staples?!

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Let’s goooooooo

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attack

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It’s crazy that countries on the edge of the Sahara desert are reversing desertification by just digging half circles