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(My) whore <3

never been called that before... but... alright.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN NEITHER AM I?!

THE HELL DOES A MUSIC NOTE HAVE ON MY LIFE?!

dude. are you safe. Ive only really welded on my motorcycle but I can swing by to weld some metal on your windows? we can take them off when things are... better...? -Sebastian

I DON'T THINK I AM, DUDE, AND NEITHER ARE YOU

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if you don't mind what i asked so ...what is your relationship with alex right now you guys pretty damn close together?🤨 (You and him Getflustered each other sometimes)

-👀

hes my friend. he's pretty cool. its just odd since I've never really had a friend like him before.

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i have to go to keyboarding lessons and the dentist today... so much for a day off really. I used the leg press yesterday though. somehow my legs are a lot stronger than my arms...

ₘᵧ ₘₐₙ… ₕₑₕₑ...

dude everything hurts. also I managed to do 4 lbs last night.. -Sebastian

THAT'S MY MAN!!!

Proud of you, broski! Remember to rest today! Working out the exact same muscles every single day is bad for you. Your muscles need time to heal in between workouts, otherwise they'll get all torn up. I'm sure you wanna be shredded, but not like that!

If you still want to exercise, you can work out your legs instead of lifting. You don't wanna be one of those guys that skips leg day, do you?

I'm just joshin' you bro. You're doing really freaking good out there! You've earned a day off if you need it.

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he sighed and patted his back. you okay? need a heimlich?

helloooo???

uh. want a dino nugget?

-Sebastian

sure! i love those.

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I went to the gym again. huff. huff.

nobody tell him. I just don't want to look like a twig. god damn he's so muscular. I envy it . . .

. . . heheh. muscles.

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I wouldn't know. my mum's always on my back, and my stepdad won't give me a break. another!

dont choke.

helloooo???

uh. want a dino nugget?

-Sebastian

sure! i love those.

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hows the farm treating you? he handed you another dino nugget.

helloooo???

uh. want a dino nugget?

-Sebastian

sure! i love those.

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he gives you a dino nugget.

uhh, how're ya'?

helloooo???

uh. want a dino nugget?

-Sebastian

sure! i love those.

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Me and bro hit the mf GYM ‼️‼️💪💪💪💥💥💥 #Grind #Alpha #SuperAwesome

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he downed the whole bottle of water, and threw the empty bottle in the trash.

I guess that is pretty cool.

he stood up straight, instantly feeling the iron deficiency take hold and stumbling a bit. he sat down on the bench press machine's seat.

jeez-

hey man, I'm ready. I had some toast. . . im so tired. - Sebastian (doesn't know what a full breakfast is)

Tsk tsk tsk tsk...

I figured you'd skip breakfast. That's why I brought you a smoothie! It's PACKED with fruits and yogurt and some protein powder- all that good stuff! Practically breakfast in a bottle.

*Toss*

And don't worry, it actually tastes good. I made sure of it!

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ah, that's better. . . he did a few more and then put them on the floor, just bent over in agonizing defeat.

how the hell do you do this so often. HECK, you don't even use 2 pounds, obviously!

hey man, I'm ready. I had some toast. . . im so tired. - Sebastian (doesn't know what a full breakfast is)

Tsk tsk tsk tsk...

I figured you'd skip breakfast. That's why I brought you a smoothie! It's PACKED with fruits and yogurt and some protein powder- all that good stuff! Practically breakfast in a bottle.

*Toss*

And don't worry, it actually tastes good. I made sure of it!

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he took them and did as he was told, but there was visible struggle. he's just a twig. . .

are you sure these are two pound weights. . ?

hey man, I'm ready. I had some toast. . . im so tired. - Sebastian (doesn't know what a full breakfast is)

Tsk tsk tsk tsk...

I figured you'd skip breakfast. That's why I brought you a smoothie! It's PACKED with fruits and yogurt and some protein powder- all that good stuff! Practically breakfast in a bottle.

*Toss*

And don't worry, it actually tastes good. I made sure of it!

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he followed him for a good few minutes, before laughing softly.

you sure those are actual stretches?

hey man, I'm ready. I had some toast. . . im so tired. - Sebastian (doesn't know what a full breakfast is)

Tsk tsk tsk tsk...

I figured you'd skip breakfast. That's why I brought you a smoothie! It's PACKED with fruits and yogurt and some protein powder- all that good stuff! Practically breakfast in a bottle.

*Toss*

And don't worry, it actually tastes good. I made sure of it!

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he sighed, putting his arms over his head and doing a small stretch. genuinely tho, his back cracked like thunder. 😭

. . . ow.

hey man, I'm ready. I had some toast. . . im so tired. - Sebastian (doesn't know what a full breakfast is)

Tsk tsk tsk tsk...

I figured you'd skip breakfast. That's why I brought you a smoothie! It's PACKED with fruits and yogurt and some protein powder- all that good stuff! Practically breakfast in a bottle.

*Toss*

And don't worry, it actually tastes good. I made sure of it!

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sip sip.

. . . that is actually really decent, thanks.

how'd you know I'd skip breakfast anyways?

hey man, I'm ready. I had some toast. . . im so tired. - Sebastian (doesn't know what a full breakfast is)

Tsk tsk tsk tsk...

I figured you'd skip breakfast. That's why I brought you a smoothie! It's PACKED with fruits and yogurt and some protein powder- all that good stuff! Practically breakfast in a bottle.

*Toss*

And don't worry, it actually tastes good. I made sure of it!

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i wanna go back to sleeppppp. . .

but alright. I'll stay awake this once. . . I'll be there soon, man.

RRRRIIIIISE AND GRIIIIIIIND SEBBERONI!!!

I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR A WORKOUT TODAY!

-ALEX 💪💪💪 ( @eggyolkguzzler )

. . . I just woke up. . .

good morning. luckily I no longer feel numb and sick, so yeah. I'm ready, man.