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I think the thing is that it was almost five years ago, you know. And I can't even remember exactly what it was that caused us to not be friends anymore, but I do remember how much it hurt. Because I cared so much about you, to the point where I put myself second. And it wasn't healthy, in the end. But it's been five years. And I've grown so much in that time, you wouldn't even believe it. I got myself together. I hope you have, too. I hope you're liviing the best life possible. I really do.

For some reason, I just found out about this message. I miss you but I understand and I agree. I am not the best right now but I’m trying. I’d love to talk to you. Because I loved you . A lot. I really really loved you.

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This is completely out of the blue. But. I just want to say that I am sorry, and that I hope you are happy (or, at least happier) now. I really do.

I hope you aren’t just someone that is messing with me. I really hope you aren’t. Please, talk to me. I miss you. 

but I hope you’re happy and fine and amazing as always. 

message me again, please?

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always

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quick

someone draw a bee in a spacesuit

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GIVEAWAY

heyo!

today’s my birthday, and I just had to think about all of the things I achieved in the past year, and how lucky I am to have so many followers and so many nice people I met here, additionally to the great amount of motivation and joy I got from the studyblr community. 

So, as I now have a little bit of money, I’d love to give it back to you all, which means that I’ll be doing a giveaway! 

ITEMS:

One pack of MIDLINERS, whichever colors you’d like.

A set of MUJI Gel pens

One KANKEN mini in whichever color you’d like

One Kikki K. To-Do List Notepad

RULES:

- must be following me

- must be okay with giving me your address if you’ll win 

- open internationally! 

- must reblog this (likes count as bookmarks)

- GIVEAWAY ENDS 28.11.2016!!

Hopefully you like what I’ve prepared, and have a great and fabulous day. You can do it!

@satanslegitchild

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I’m watching this on mute while at work trying not to cry

MY WHOLE BODY IS ON FIRE

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MY WHOLE BODY IS ON FIRE

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Hillary Clinton played Donald Trump like a grand piano tonight. And I would like a million encores.

I want everyone to know what Hillary Clinton did tonight. It isn’t just that she ‘won’ the debate; Democratic presidential candidates have been winning these debates on substance since 1980 and often, it doesn’t help them in the election. She went in there tonight with two objectives: 1) make people warm up to her personally and 2) make Donald Trump self-destruct. Donald Trump’s objective was to make people believe that he is a grown-up, or at least that he can pretend to be a grown-up for ninety minutes. 

I knew how it was going to go down as soon as she said, “Donald, it’s good to be with you.” I knew for two reasons. First: because she really meant it. She was genuinely pleased to be on a stage with him. And it’s not because she likes him. It’s because she knew she was going to fuck him up and she knew exactly how she was going to do it and she was really looking forward to it.  

Second: she called him Donald. She called him Donald all night long. Consistently and deliberately and for three good reasons. One: it reminds everyone that he has never held a position that gives him any right to a title other than “Mr.” Two: it seems friendly, but it also really pisses him off. And three: By calling him Donald, she avoided repeating his brand name.

This is the level on which Clinton and her team are working. Donald Trump has staked everything on his last name–the name he inherited from his father. It’s Trump this, Trump that, Trump the other. When he puts his name on a thing, it doesn’t say Donald anywhere, it just says TRUMP. TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP. Trump is a good brand name. It’s a noun, it’s a verb, it’s triumphant-sounding. “Donald” has none of those qualities. If she’d been calling him “Mr. Trump,” every time she said it, she would be advertising the Trump brand, which is of course the exact opposite of what she’s there to do. So she called him Donald. And he could not take it.

Without losing her temper, raising her voice, or descending to his level, she made that bastard reveal himself to the Jedi. She brought up things that are going to seem completely unsympathetic to voters, but of which Trump himself is really proud: like not paying any federal taxes (”That makes me smart,” Trump said), stiffing his contractors (”Maybe they didn’t do good work,” Trump said; “I took advantage of the laws,” Trump said), his repeated bankruptcies, the $14 million loan from his father (”A very small loan,” Trump called it). She noted that he exploited the housing crisis for personal gain (”That’s called business,” Trump said). She called him out for his racism; he responded by proving that she’s right (Trump, apparently, is aggrieved that he did not get a medal for opening a club that did not discriminate against Black people even though it was in a really nice part of Florida). When he made what to me was a cryptic jab about her “staying home” while he was traveling, she just smiled and said, “I think Donald just criticized me for preparing for this debate. And yes, I did. You know what else I prepared for? I prepared to be President. And I think that’s a good thing.”

He tried to talk over her. She ignored him. That was beautiful. One, because it’s exactly the way Trump should be treated, all the time; and two, because it made him even madder. His inability to get a rise out of her made him lose his mind. This is a man who wants to be President of the United States. And he spent an entire 2-minute segment begging people to call Sean Hannity so he could vouch for the fact that Trump was always against the Iraq war. Nobody would talk to Sean Hannity, he complained. Why would no one talk to Sean Hannity?

She was capable of actually remembering the original question and getting around to answering it after dealing with the human distraction standing next to her. He often seemed to completely forget the question seconds into his answer. At times, he was so busy talking over the moderator that he didn’t even hear the question. 

Hillary Clinton has been dealing with entitled, narcissistic, patronizing, asshole men her entire life as a Senator and as Secretary of State. She has skills in this area. She used them all tonight; and she enjoyed doing it. She looked like she was at ease, confident, and having a great time. She looked young. That was the way I put it to Mrs. Plaidder, and she agreed. She looked fresh, and energized, and exhilarated by the challenge. And that only made Trump’s “stamina” bullshit seem even dumber.

She stayed focused, despite his distractions. She dropped every bomb she came to drop at exactly the right moment. She used everything he bragged about against him. She made him too mad to put together a coherent sentence. And she smiled.

We knew she could to the job. We now know she can win this election.

During, I believe, the 2012 presidential election, people used to pass around a photo of Obama pointing forcefully at the camera with the caption, “Everybody chill the fuck out. I got this.” 

Y’all can chill the fuck out now. Hillary Clinton has this shit handled. She knows how he works and if he is ever fool enough to share a stage with her again she will fillet him. And yes. I AM WITH HER.

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I’m so curious what will happen to Pokemon Go. 

Will it fade into nothingness and become one strange, surreal summer? Will it perpetuate and grow so much that it becomes as embedded into people’s lives as major social media networks? Will it become an embarrassing cash cow with corporate-sponsored PokeStops and franchise-exclusive items and Pokemon? Will CP growth eventually scale out of realistic attainability, like the economies of Neopets and GaiaOnline? 

Only time will tell

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trying to find justification 4 harry naming his son after snape like

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what they did with the ages in the harry potter movies really weirds me out 

lily and james died when they were twenty-one. let me say that again. lily and james died when they were twenty-one. the movies made them look like they were in their forties which took away from the tragedy of their really young deaths (I’ve outlived them by five years whaaaaaat)

I love alan rickman, but let’s break this down. snape is the same age as lily and james and they died at twenty-one and ten years later harry comes to hogwarts. that makes snape thirty-one at the start of the first book. I love alan rickman, but he was in his late fifties when he did the movies

same with lupin and sirius: david thewlis and gary oldman were in their late forties and it showed

if sirius went to azkaban when he was twenty-one and got out when he was thirty-four, then he spent more than a third of his life in there

I think showing them in their thirties makes what they’ve gone through so much more poignant. it really gives the full picture of how young they were to be fighting voldemort and taking on that amount of responsibility

this is making me want the bbc or hbo to make a tv series and get everything right that the movies got wrong

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harry potter au where dumbledore is replaced by ron swanson

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The Totally Official and Completely Brilliant FYRS Rec List

(remade here because i’m deleting fuckyeahremussirius)

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