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4/24 Pyrrha Nikos happy B unny irthday!!🎂

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Monster Inc needed scarers that caused screams, not scared that led kids to being paralized in fear.

Though speaking of logic, considering how loudly Sully screamed I would have imagined that something that parents could hear should not have been encouraged.

I don’t get how everyone in Monster Incorporated all thought that Mike wouldn’t be a good scarer since he wasn’t scary enough. If I was a kid and I saw a tiny round fucker sniddling around my room with horns and one giant eye, I’d probably shit myself.

Like if Sully went in my room I could’ve justified it in a weird way by thinking “can’t believe a bear somehow got in my room” It would fuck me up, but I would recover.

Meanwhile for Mike, my ass would’ve been traumatized after that night. I’d be terrified of aliens for the rest of my life and never being able to look at the sky at night without a panic attack.

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Marigold and Sandersonia both both had Haki when Luffy beat them, same with Skypian priests with Mantra getting beaten by the crew and Wiper. Haki doesnt mean that you can't be beaten without it.

Damn it, Red King…! This is why I look down on the Vice-Admiral rank! They’re not strong, they’re just Marines with Haki! And they should DEFINITELY NOT BE LOSING TO FRANKY!!!

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The most popular browsers in different countries in 2012 and 2022.

by @theworldmaps_

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Two identical infants lay in the cradle. “One you bore, the other is a Changeling. Choose wisely,” the Fae’s voice echoed from the shadows. “I’m taking both my children,” the mother said defiantly.

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cinderella marries the prince

and it’s… fine. The prince is great! They’re in love, he’s very sweet and passionate, writing her poems and songs, giving her anything she wants. The time she spends with her husband is great.

but cinderella is not royalty, her family was noble but she never spent time in those circles. She’s used to being busy, she’s used to cooking and cleaning and mending. There are hours, days, where she has nothing to do.

time passes. cinderella learns the fancy lady type of needlework. Learns to ride horses. Reads a lot.

as is normal for royalty at the time, they travel and are hosted by nobles or stay at castles owned by the king. But even that variety begins to become routine. The prince is distracted, there’s a lot of young women living and working on their route. Daughters of nobles. Younger and prettier with soft hands that have never done a day’s work.

cinderella needs something to spend her time on, and there’s a part of her thinking a couple-only trip might get her husband’s attention again, so she suggests making an old castle that’s fallen into disrepair their “project.” It was built in the time when castles were made to be defensible, so it’s quite sturdy, but it’s overgrown and secluded. The prince doesn’t know why his family stopped living there either. A hundred years ago it was their summer home.

so they go. And they work. And for a while it’s great! But when they leave for winter cinderella’s husband forgets her once again. cinderella resolves to make the best of her life and stop worrying about a man who has gotten what he wanted from her.

summer comes again and this time cinderella goes alone to the old castle (minus staff, of course, but cinderella manages to narrow it down to only repair workers and one maid). She can cook and clean and mend again, but this time it’s her own choice. She is happy.

this summer they make more progress on repairs. The workers say that most of it can be salvaged, except one tower that’s been completely overgrown with vines and briars. It will have to come down, eventually, but for now it can be safely ignored.

cinderella has more free time now. The old castle has a surprisingly untouched library, though time and moisture have damaged many of the books. Behind a collection of greek poetry cinderella finds an old diary. Very old, in fact, at least a hundred years. It’s rude to read a diary, of course, but whoever wrote this is long dead, and cinderella is bored, so…

from the description of activities the author looks to have been nobility. Maybe even a princess. She’s sensitive and sweet and smarter than she seems to realize. If circumstances had been different cinderella wishes they could have been friends…

after the summer ends cinderella returns to her husband. He’s spending a lot of time with a young musician and cinderella can’t even work up the energy to care. She does some research about the castle and the family she’s married into, finds out the name of the princess who wrote the diary.

aurora. Cursed and forgotten. She died young, they say, in a plague that also took out the castle staff and her own parents. Luckily they avoided a succession crisis, but not so lucky for the dead.

time passes. cinderella goes to the old castle again and again, even out of season. Soon enough all that remains to be done is the old tower, and the builders say they should tear it down and fill the gaps before it gets cold.

one night cinderella is restless. The princess from the diary had been fond of that tower, and cinderella is far more attached to a dead woman than she ought to be. She gets out of bed, reads by candlelight, and finally goes to walk the empty halls.

she finds herself going to the tower. Pushing past the vines that don’t seem so troublesome really. They almost part before her. The stairs are perfectly intact, the door at the top is already cracked open. As if she should have done this years ago, cinderella steps into aurora’s bedroom.

she’s as beautiful as the stories say. And sitting under her hands, crossed across her stomach as it rises and falls, is a book of greek poetry.

years later, people will tell the story of cinderella as a cautionary one. Don’t seek above your station. Don’t marry for prestige. After all, a girl who grew up as a servant once married the crown prince, and disappeared after only three years. She ran away, they say, she couldn’t handle the lifestyle.

two old women who run a bookshop together agree with the lesson. Marrying for the wrong reasons never ends well. It’s best to wait for someone you have things in common with, shared interests.

or, failing that, the more linguistic of the two says, wait a decade or ten for someone to fall in love with you from your diary.

her partner laughs and hits her with the socks she is mending.

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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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By LabradoriteKing on Pinterest

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Remember when everyone got a thing from their teachers? Asmodeus got a ring from his mother and Clara got a ring from Raim. In the Sukima on that volume Elizabetta sees Clara all happy puting on the ring and then chooses to wear her ring, since she also got one, on her horn instead.

ORIGINALLY I WAS GONNA SAY HOW SPOOKED THEY ARE BUT I JUST NOTICED AZZ AND CLARA’S RINGS-

THEY HAVE MATCHING RINGS ON THEIR RIGHT MIDDLE FINGER TO MATCH WITH IRUMA

HOW LONG HAVE THOSE BEEN THERE???? HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE??? WHY HAVENT I SEEN ANYTHING ABOUT THIS?????

THATS SO CUTE WTF

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okay i retract my hatering last night this is kinda funny. slaps you

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So I was thinking of Team JNPR, as I usually do, and while reading a crossover ship some similarties with other characters came to my head.

No analysis or anything.

I just love all these characters.

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Something I noticed while re-reading Egghead, is that the page right before Kuma started moving towards Egghead Island was were Lucci said he was about to kill Bonney....right in front of the Kuma Seraphim. That's pretty interesting.

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She's evidol-sexual. The more someone has the potential to be an evidol the more fuckable she could find them.

Real discussion: Is Kerori gay, straight, or bi?

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Everyone fuckin slandering the iron giant to hell and back for taking a long time to get involved as if it isn't a constant joke how long we had to wait for a computer built 30 years ago to boot up back when it was NEW, much less how long a computer running like windows 95 would take to start once it was EIGHT HUNDRED years old 🙄