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Seb: I don’t know, this plan seems complicated.

Carlos: You once said that about an orange.

Seb: They don’t make sense. Apples, you eat their clothes but oranges you don’t.

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Carlos: You got a date yet Seb?

Seb: No...

Carlos: Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!

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Seb: The wee-woo thingy?

Carlos: THE FIRE ALARM!?

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Seb: I just got the best idea I've ever had in my entire life!

*Later*

Carlos, to Seb: That was the worst idea you’ve ever had in your entire life.

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Carlos: did you buy eggs like I asked?

Seb: even better!

Carlos:

Carlos: what did you do?

Seb, holding up a chicken: her name is fluffy!

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Carlos, Kourtney & Seb: *Screaming*

Gina: *Runs into the room* What's wrong, Seb?!

Carlos: Wait, why are you asking Seb that when Kourtney and I are also here?

Gina: Because Seb wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

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Carlos: Does Seb ever ask about me?

Nini: No… why?

Carlos: No reason… Just if he does, remind him that I’m very gay and very single.

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Miss Jenn: This is the teacher’s lounge. It is our sacred space.

Carlos: Seb and I are gay and Kourtney is black, so kicking us out would be a hate crime.

Seb: And I think trees are born the same way as babies, so kicking me out would be kind of mean :(

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Big Red: *holds door open for Ashlynn* After you.

Ashlynn: No, after you.

Big Red: I insist, after you.

Carlos: *pushes past both of them dragging Seb with him* After us.

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Carlos, to Seb: You can do it, honey! WOO-HOO!

Nini, whispering: He’s a goner, isn’t he?

Carlos, also whispering: Oh, yeah. 100%.

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Seb: Yes, I like WAP. Waffles and Pancakes.

Gina: ...

Gina: I’m gonna tell them.

Carlos: Don’t you fucking dare.

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Thanks everyone

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Carlos: Why is this cookie spicy? It’s also raw in the middle. If I had to give it a rating I’d give it a 3-

Seb: I made it myself!

Carlos: Out of 3.

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Miss Jenn: HEY HEY-

Carlos, whispering: Shhh, Seb is sleeping.

Miss Jenn, whispering: Sorry.

Carlos, whispering: What’s up?

Miss Jenn, still whispering: There’s a fire-

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Miss Jenn: Alright, I got a box, we’re going to put everything we love in the box.

Carlos: Can I put Seb in the box?

Miss Jenn: No.

Kourtney: Can I put Seb in the box?

Miss Jenn: No.

Ashlynn: Can I-

Miss Jenn: No one is putting Seb in the box!

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Seb, barging in with a scraped knee: Hey guys! Sorry I’m late.

Carlos: What happened?

Seb: Oh, I just-

Kourtney: Who did this?

Seb: No one-

Carlos and Kourtney: Who do we have to kill?

Seb: Guys no

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Carlos: I’ve figured out a surefire way to tell if someone is evil.

Kourtney: Go on.

Carlos: If they dislike Seb, they’re evil.

Kourtney, nodding: Makes sense.