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Sheep in the base? Someone must have left the base doors open.

He's looking at you, Smokescreen.

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WELL, HE CANNOT BE BLAMED, CAN HE? HE'S NOT A PRIME...WHEREAS A PRIME WILL DO MUCH MORE DAMAGE TO YOU.

IT IS NOT COWARDICE.

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How long until a taste becomes more? A bite, or an limb perhaps? He is watching you, Chaos Bringer.

And you, thing that it is absolutely taller than, get a slow blink.

( UNICRON DOES NOT FEAR THINGS OF LITTLE NOTE. )

( BE PLEASED WITH WHATEVER GRACE YOUR KIND IS OFFERED WHILE IT IS OFFERED. )

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Don't make him go and retrieve Optimus. Because he will, if he must.

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How long until a taste becomes more? A bite, or an limb perhaps? He is watching you, Chaos Bringer.

And you, thing that it is absolutely taller than, get a slow blink.

( UNICRON DOES NOT FEAR THINGS OF LITTLE NOTE. )

( BE PLEASED WITH WHATEVER GRACE YOUR KIND IS OFFERED WHILE IT IS OFFERED. )

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He does not approve of Optimus's younger alternate giving parts of himself away to Unicron, the Chaos Bringer of all things in exchange for confections.

The multiverse continues to startle and amaze him.

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"Hm, then in that case you are a danger to yourself, that cannot be excused. Emergencies, however..."

He's pondering, perhaps in that case...

" I'll hold you to that, Smokescreen. Now. Where is that soup you promised me?"

"What bit? The part where you admitted to going over the speed limit? You know I can't ignore that.

Its dangerous and could cause irreparable harm to our human neighbors. Please drive responsibly."

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"What bit? The part where you admitted to going over the speed limit? You know I can't ignore that.

Its dangerous and could cause irreparable harm to our human neighbors. Please drive responsibly."

@secincmmand

Welcome back.

Sir! Thank you!!!

... Maybe ignore the last bit I said!

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"I do not recall seeing 'universal travel' as a capital offense under the Autobot Code, or any code for that matter.

However, I do understand why and how dangerous it could be. Interfering with timelines can lead to catastrophic effects on the universe if one is not careful."

Not that he knows anything about it. Ultra Magnus has read a lot of books, per Optimus's recommendation.

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There will be no April Fool's shenanigans here today.

He'll simply observe, that's all.

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"Investments and savings, only using my credit when necessary. I hardly ever use my bank accounts to pay for anything. You would be surprised to see how well such a method can work if you are responsible with your funds, Smokescreen.

I'm at 750, though. Any further than that has been quite difficult. Hm."

He's considering a moment but nods.

"Alright, I'll hold you to that then, Soldier."

He may be giving you a small smile, it's so subtle one can hardly tell.

"Now that you mention it, I do recall the holiday, thanks to Miko Nakadai. I suppose it's fine, I don't believe you would ever do anything so malicious and open any accounts in my name. I have an impeccable credit score."

Ultra Magnus is pausing a moment, watching you with that contemplative stare that he is so well known for.

"Very well, you may proceed."

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Ah, he's garnered the attention of some strangers.

Hello there, pay him no mind. It just so happens that a certain soldier of the elite guard impersonating him came across his datafeed, and the commander reacted accordingly. It would appear it is all in fun and jest, so he will not be delving into any punishments at this time.

For now.

As you were, everyone.

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"Now that you mention it, I do recall the holiday, thanks to Miko Nakadai. I suppose it's fine, I don't believe you would ever do anything so malicious and open any accounts in my name. I have an impeccable credit score."

Ultra Magnus is pausing a moment, watching you with that contemplative stare that he is so well known for.

"Very well, you may proceed."

"Ah, another Earth Holiday. I seem to have forgotten that one.

While your intentions are appreciated, Smokescreen, this is a very serious offense. Even if the war is over. How would you like it if someone impersonated you?

Tricks are fine, in moderation and as long as they don't cause harm or go against the law. Identity theft is not something to jest about.

Though I will give you credit and admit that your impersonation is....satisfactory."

He may or may not be giving you a compliment. Make of it what you will.

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"Ah, another Earth Holiday. I seem to have forgotten that one.

While your intentions are appreciated, Smokescreen, this is a very serious offense. Even if the war is over. How would you like it if someone impersonated you?

Tricks are fine, in moderation and as long as they don't cause harm or go against the law. Identity theft is not something to jest about.

Though I will give you credit and admit that your impersonation is....satisfactory."

He may or may not be giving you a compliment. Make of it what you will.

Dissapointed Magnus stare. @ask-smokescreen He taught you better. Did your time in the Elite Guard mean nothing?

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Dissapointed Magnus stare. @ask-smokescreen He taught you better. Did your time in the Elite Guard mean nothing?