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today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet. 

he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had “official” and “unofficial” mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years. 

Icon. 

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How do you write creepy stories

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Why Everything You Know About Vikings Is A Lie

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Y'all ever do something knowing full well that its going to end horribly but your ego or pride get in the way?

When theres nothing you can do about it because its who you are and you destroy yourself when it happens just the way you knew it would.

when the world turns its back and says i told you so?

That shit hurts and theres no one to blame but yourself.

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May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

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if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

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The sun is dying and humans are fleeing the solar system. As a passenger on the last ship to take off, you are one of the few to hear the sun’s dying words:

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Why do Bigfoot hunters try to lure him with a mating call? Do they have a game plan for if a squatch comes barreling toward them out of the woods full tilt with a raging boner?

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Why does being in your early 20s feel so much like only having 5 years of your life left in which you need to achieve as much as possible? why do I feel like I have an approaching deadline for success?

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For years you have been very polite to all of your electronic devices. Your friends give you a hard time because you say please and thank you when talking to Siri. Today, the robot uprising started; robots are slaughtering everyone around you. Then they come to you… and pause…

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You sprint down the corridor of the science deck. Alarm sirens are ringing and drowning out the screams of the lab workers you left behind after the containment breach. Ahead the airlock is closing. At the last moment you squeeze through. How long before they break out?

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#doggo #borkmachine #bigpuppy #lapdog #bestfriend

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Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?