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"Believe it or not --- the living side of life is marginally better."

"Maybe I should lean a lil more into the 'death' side of my identity, ater all."

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"You know, you're getting weirder."

At first he just gave his brother a slow and careful look. Five was taking his time to dignify a response. "Right --- I'm the weird one." He lifted his cup and took a long sip of his coffee before setting it back down again. "And out of curiousity, what makes you think that ?"

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five hargreeves + 😡✋ through the seasons

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@pscentral event 16: pride colors

↳ aromantic flag + five hargreeves

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THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY MASTERLIST. a masterlist for roleplay blogs based in the universe of the umbrella academy. in the tags please list your character(s) and if they are canon, original, or have a tua verse. promos and / or links to promos can be submitted to this blog to be boosted. this masterlist is NOT harcest friendly.

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                     ☂   i went into the ICE                                       & never acorned.

indie five of umbrella academy ( 21 + ) 

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okay i disappeared for two weeks but now i shall make a return

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@feruchemy​ asked:  sometimes people go and they don’t come back. / from nyria bc gotta put the people who can travel time together aldfkjx critical role sentence starters .

      he was going off the safe path of assuming that she didn’t know anything about his past. five didn’t expect anyone to be able to analyze the history of another just by looking at them. even his expectations weren’t so ridiculously high. 

                “ more then sometimes, actually. hence why we should always have plan b in mind in case that happens. ”

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hearteyes for other fives following me back 

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critical role sentence starters !!!

so… we’ll talk later.

why won’t you stay down and die with dignity?

no. no further.

this is not over. it can’t be.

try not to have too much fun without us.

i have this blink candle. it’s formed from various animals that blink.

it’s so rare that we’re actually given the opportunity to be honest about everything. we might as well try it once and see if we like it.

you know i’m in love with you, right?

you seem… like a person. and that’s great.

those are coins! you’re not making it rain, you’re making it hail!

i’m killing someone, hold please.

your secret is safe with my indifference.

my heart is someone else’s.

do not go far from me. if we are out of earshot, you are too far from me.

um, i don’t know if it’s the food you made or the fact that we’re going to die tomorrow, but i want to kiss you.

i was all kinds of fucked up a few weeks ago.

you’re all kinds of fucked up all the time. we all are. and that’s why we’re together.

i just want to let you know… i am possibly the worst person you’ve ever met.

i think i kind of hope… not necessarily to hurt you or harm you, but i hope that one day… that you can know just how awful i can be.

you can curse, it’s okay. you killed one of us.

i think i’ve always been in love with the idea of you.

i was only gone for thirty seconds!

i encourage violence.

i can give you the means to protect them.

i do not want to die who i am. i’d like to live long enough to be someone else.

you’re on your own, fuckface.

a volcano is - is nature’s candle!

sometimes people go and they don’t come back.

do you spice?

so we’re going to kill everyone that we see in the next ten seconds.

i don’t want to be here if you’re not.

i told you before. no one kills you but me.

he traded his life!

i don’t have very many things that i care about and i don’t have anything that cares about me.

i’m great! well, not really, but i’m just going to pretend i’m happy so everybody can be okay!

i’ve been in a barrel for an hour. i fell asleep in there!

yes. i heard. it was the only thing i heard.

don’t cry. i’m just a little cold.

i bury my shame.

i should have told you. it’s yours.

forgiveness - that’s the key, isn’t it? it’s the only way to really grow.

your hair’s a mess. sit still.

you are my heart. you are me. you are my other half. you are welcome with me always.

you don’t always have to put on a brave face, dear.

we’re friends, right? are we friends?

i know we don’t always agree and i know i can be unkind, but… you know you’re family, right?

i’ve had a terrible thought. and it is sort of my business to have terrible thoughts.

take me instead.

we walk towards glory.

that’s mine! that’s mine!

did it choose me because i was broken, or did it break me?

please bring him back to me.

you think you care about me?

this was always supposed to happen, wasn’t it?

i love you. if i can find you, i will. if not, stay alive.

if he’s gone i won’t be the same.

i’d watch your moral panic all day, it’s delightful.

in many ways you are my total opposite. but you are also my best friend.

i made a choice. this is my family.

i forgive you. but i cannot let you leave.

please. please. i love him as much as you do.

fix him. fix him!

i like this family. i’d like to keep it.

i want you to know that you are like a brother to me.

talk about my sister again.

it’s been a while since we’ve had one of our depressing chats!

i can’t have you gone. i need you here.

i think we’re very broken people. but i think together we’re much greater than the sum of our parts.

don’t ever fucking do that again.

you didn’t die. but you did! but you didn’t. but you did! and then you didn’t.

i don’t want any of this! i don’t want any of this.

i’ve just had a near death experience and i’m craving some lasagna. 

you know, you’re getting weirder.

you and i are very different.

i’ve killed two of those who’ve wronged me and nothing is better. nothing feels better. nothing is avenged.

call me “child” one more goddamn time!

if you’re lucky, you die last.

some people have no sense of fucking honor!

i’ll take my clothes off if it’ll inspire us.

thank you for believing in me.

you’ve never done anything for me! never! you’ve never risked anything, you don’t know me!

everyone else believes in you. why shouldn’t you?

how many fingers am i holding up?

what’s the first letter of the alphabet? this you know.

yay! teamwork!

you fucking died!

don’t touch me right now! i’m not - don’t touch me!

i’m going to go get a sandwich.

you had us all very worried.

your reckless impulses will get you killed!

i’m done with gods. they will not help me. perhaps you will. 

this is too fucking much.

come here, you shithead.

it has been an honor.

screw you! i want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated.

you’re the face i saw when murder entered my heart.

i’m undecided about you.

never forget you’re my favorite. and i’m so sorry.

i’m not leaving him.

you’re a better man than you believe.

feel like making a home here?

you’re an idiot and i’m very proud of you. don’t do that again.

sound off if you’re alive.

it’s not going to work.

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i want to write badly but i’m not sure where to start. if anyone can help i would appreciate and shower you with plotting.

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THE INFINITE LIVES AND SORROWS OF ONE FIVE HARGREEVES.

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The Umbrella Academy Sentence Starters

At least I’m wearing black. Guns are for sissies – real men throw knives! That’s one badass stapler! I think we should try and stop him, but I also kind of want to see what happens. I don’t remember this place being such a shithole. I hate to have to disturb you from any kind of brooding moment you’re having, but come on man, we’re starving! I think these idiots all shot each other. I thought I’d told you to put on something professional. The apocalypse is about to happen and all you care about is getting high. It’s been a while since we’ve all lived under the same roof. That’s not spandex, it’s leather. You don’t find it interesting how average people live their lives? I was about to ask what you’re up to, but then it occured to me: I don’t care. We’ve known each other for two days and I feel like you already know me better than anyone else in my family. Did I ever tell you guys about that time I tried to wax my ass with chocolate pudding? I needed some comfort food after that disaster. Around me you don’t have to apologize just for existing. You know what’s the worst about being dead? You’re stuck, forever. Welcome back to the land of the living, (…). You must become the master of your own life, (…), or it will become the master over you. If you vomit on me– I’m the four frickin’ horsemen and the apocalypse is coming! If I didn’t know he was such a prick I’d almost say he looks adorable in his sleep. If you believe in yourself once, just once, great things are going to happen for you. If you want something in life, you’ve gotta go for it. I can’t let you go and kill innocent people, (…), no matter how many people you’ll save. Do you know that killing these people is not going to make you feel any better? You also told me that licking an eight Volt battery would give me pubes. Solitude can do funny things to the mind. What’s meant to be is meant to be. You’re a distinct professional in schoolboy shorts. No time for that, the world’s ending in three days. I have been left out of everything for as long as I can remember. You’re cool with us all dying in three days? Wouldn’t it be nice to just kill whoever you want for once? If I see a boner, I’m out. Could you just, for one second, turn off that cynical brain of yours? Part of me wishes I could tell everyone to enjoy it while they still can. I compared every man I’ve ever met to you. You have no power, you will never have power! What’s that shit on your face? We didn’t choose this life, we’re just living it. Personally, I think you’re a real pain in the ass. Don’t you dare to use me as an excuse for your weakness. The world is ending and all you can think of is getting your dick wet. Maybe they’ll brood each other to death. This thing that’s happening with you, it’s important. I promise, no matter what, I will be back for you. You couldn’t risk me threatening your place in the house! Look me in the eye and tell me you’re not feeling threatened now. Ask me again and I’ll burn you with the cigarette lighter. Is someone having a tough morning? I knew it the first time I met you, I see it now when I look at your face. That’s a bit heartless, even for you. I’m the only one who ever accepted you for who you are! I’ve been sober for almost two days now! I’ve seen that look in the eye of someone who doesn’t know who they are. I know that peaceful place you’re in right now, and I know the pain you’ll been in when you wake up. Before you kill him you might want to know what he has to say. Whatever you came to say, you might want to make it quick. I never really thought about the day after. It’s time for the last of (…)’s secrets to come to light.  I will die here, but you won’t. The eggs think they’re smarter than the chicken. Is there any way to silence that voice in your head that constantly screams for attention? I would rather chew off my own foot! I miss you every day that I’m not with you. You make me want to wake up each day. It’s bullshit in any language. And here I thought you were the smart one. How disappointing. I’m sorry you had to see that. If you want to change your mind on how you feel about me, I understand. I almost lost you once, alright. I don’t want to lose you again. So much for saving the world! At least we’re together at the end.

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does anyone know of some discord-based rpgs ? i have missed that group style.

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                     ☂   i went into the ICE                                                                                   & never acorned.

indie five of umbrella academy ( 21 + ) 

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is there a better way to promo a blog these days because it’s been hard to get stuff going on this account for me so far?