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I was also raised to believe in retribution. If you step out of line I will be there
...im sorry, anon, are you sending me daredevil references?
#sk logs#i was so confused by this#guys please dont send me stuff like this it makes my anxiety spike#like#it freaks me out#i thought this was a threat at first#pleassseee dont scare me like that ever again#please and thank you
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hello there cretins. its been a while since i crawled out of the grave.
#sk logs#guys ive been so focused on my life i forgot my internet persona exists#oops#fatal mistake#wont happen again guys trust#man i missed complaining here#well im back so ask me anything#i will happily oblige
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Do you like dolphins
yeah, why? they’re very intelligent, just like me.
#sk speaks#for Those People out there:#yes I KNOW what they do to female dolphins#DO NOT @ ME FOR THIS#I like them because they’re cool#and smart#it’s the only thing I agree with harold on actually#that dolphins are cool as fuck#huh. interesting
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bestie how are you alive. like statistically.
according to my calculations I should have died when dr diaper tried to explode the moon. … …I have no idea.
#sk speaks#yeah i know#i dont know something#weird huh?#weird for me at least#but yeah the universe works in mysterious ways I guess#some of which we will never know#like this one
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so summers over and i have more to worry about. wooo. school’s as horrid as always, but erica’s hanging out with me more so i guess it’s not ALL bad….
#sk logs#currently I have all a+s#except for english because I forgot to turn something in#I must finish that today before I forget#which ironically will probably happen anyways
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i hate the beach. for context, i went to the beach with my family. ...and promptly got burnt alive by the sun. even though i put two coats of sunscreen on. TWO COATS. both the spray AND the cream too.
#sk logs#it makes my freckles come out a lot more#which sucks because they're prominent ALREADY#i'm fucking GINGER they've ALWAYS been prominent#it got my shoulders my nose and cheeks#sure it isnt bad#it doesnt hurt all that much#but its the PRINCIPLE of the thing#stupid UV rays
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im at my father’s work again. i’m here because i have an appointment. again. luckily, im not going to that summer camp again. so that’s a plus. we’re also going to nashville at some point for something or other. and i have dual enrollment classes and stuff for elitinati. it’s a lot.
#sk logs#bored as shit in my dads office#send asks if you want#i answer any and all questions#seriously I am bored out of my SKULL right now#and that’s REALLY saying something
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update on round three: we’re rollerskating now
i’ve only been at this stupid summer camp for an hour and I already wanna fucking kill myself
#sk logs#we did laser tag earlier#roller skating is just what we’re doing now#george kept falling on his ass#if I could consider anything funny#that would be it#anywho better get skating before someone else asks me for my skates#its already happened twice
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despite what happened at the trampoline park (cough cough another villain attack cough cough) we’re going to another place today. so round three lets do this today we’re going to some place with laser tag and roller skating and mini golfing and stuff, but the counselors have no idea what we’re going to be allowed to actually do there. i personally am rooting for roller skating and laser tag. this trip is one thing i am actually looking forward to. what a world, huh?
i’ve only been at this stupid summer camp for an hour and I already wanna fucking kill myself
#sk logs#PS: the trampoline park RUINED ME#before the attack I played dodgeball vs george and harold and a bunch of other kids who’s names I don’t care to know#and I fucking CRACKED MY LEFT SHOULDER#I heard a CRACK dude#so I had to sit out a while#now thanks to yesterday’s events my legs are sore as all hell and my left shoulder hurts#i mean I’ll live through it#but like come ON dude#I have enough going on already
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back for round two todays trip: the trampoline place in town. not something I’d enjoy but george and harold are definitely hyped up. the cause of all my problems going to a trampoline parks with endless inspiration for comic villains. what could PoSsIbLy go wrong?
i’ve only been at this stupid summer camp for an hour and I already wanna fucking kill myself
#sk logs#that last part was sarcasm#if you couldn’t tell#its insane how bored I am at the moment#waiting for this stupid bus to come#the room I’m in right now is so cold#i genuinely want to die right now#I’ll use the live-blogging tag if shit goes down#as it most likely will
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i’ve only been at this stupid summer camp for an hour and I already wanna fucking kill myself
#sk logs#yes george and harold are here too#why wouldn’t they be#i mean#it’s expected by now#also feel free to ask me stuff while I’m stuck here#ain’t like I got anything else to do
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imagine almost passing out in a school bathroom haha couldn't be me
#sk logs#im not making a horrible attempt at a joke here for once#this did fucking happen#uh#im home now thankfully#but jeez that is NOT the best feeling#might elaborate a bit more if someone asks#but for now we're leaving this matter here
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we have arrived
I’m here and I’m actually hungry for once. crazy, right? the food here genuinely smells delicious. it’s kind of amazing actually. like, this stuff smells ‘not-of-this-EARTH’ level delicious. i should know, i mean, I’ve fought aliens before after all.
me and my family are going to see the piqua tennis open since my mother got tickets for it, were all going to see it. for “family time” and whatnot.
#sk logs#live from piqua ohio#I should probably post more pictures on this account#but that day is not today#thank god we’re getting food now#i feel like I’m starving to death right now
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apparently bags aren’t allowed either??? what kind of place is this, not allowing me to bring a damn bag to put my fucking phone in??? I mean I get checking that shit for like security reasons but like FUCK man at LEAST let me bring a bag
me and my family are going to see the piqua tennis open since my mother got tickets for it, were all going to see it. for “family time” and whatnot.
#sk logs#live from piqua ohio#one of the only times I’m gonna be following up on my posts#because I’m gonna have nothing else to do at this tennis thing#I mean#besides making sure fights don’t break out#with my luck though#im probably fucked
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me and my family are going to see the piqua tennis open since my mother got tickets for it, were all going to see it. for “family time” and whatnot.
#sk logs#live from piqua ohio#in other news#my father seems…suspicious of me.#I mean#by suspicious I mean concerned#he said I’ve been “glued to my electronics for three days straight”#I dunno how to tell him it’s for a good cause#without outing myself I mean#oh well
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I can’t believe I forgot to blog for like two weeks jesus christ I need to get back in the game well washington wasn’t anything special anyways i got to learn about history and all that but I already knew that stuff anyways in other news today is my trip to the youth fair its like a carnival apparently george and harold are quite excited i…still have mixed feelings
#sk logs#live from piqua ohio#I don’t know what to expect#not knowing this stuff freaks me out#we’re on the bus right now#but I still don’t know what to expect#I wish I could get a straight answer from the kids#but they’re just reading comic books and laughing#and having fun and talking#it’s so loud in here#I can barely hear myself think#ugh whatever#itll be okay#i just have to tough it out
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update: boarded i have to sit in between george and gooch on this trip its not HORRIBLE but it’ll take some getting used to. regarding the tags on my previous post, i did in fact go to get food at the airport george and harold both got a ton of candy to take on the plane as snacks i got a refillable water bottle. I didn’t really need anything other than that. anyways, george is pretty excited. I can tell. hes never been on a plane before, and he got the window seat, so it’s quite understandable for once. i am a tad more awake now so it is more tolerable than before.
well I might as well start live-blogging this trip i just got through TSA i wasn’t allowed to bring any metal, which means gadgets intended for fights are off limits. wonderful. in other news, george and harold are extremely talkative at the moment in fact I’ve found myself wondering when they’d cut themselves off instead of rambling on and on about nothing i can’t stand it. especially not at this ungodly hour they don’t seem to get the idea that I’m too tired for this shit
#sk logs#live from piqua ohio#the fasten seatbelt sign is on now#i assume we’ll be taking off soon#although this will only take two hours#i hope it’ll be over quickly#although I have woken up a little#that doesn’t mean I’m fully awake#i am still quite tired#good thing I have coffee just for that very problem
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