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touchy touch dan und philll

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does anyone remember in which video phil goes “that’s really nasty” and dan says “oh it’s really nasty is it” or something like that?? pls it’s bothering me so much not remembering lmao

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when he’s mean with everyone but with you he treats you like a princess <333

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love when he’s gentle with me and explains everything without making me feel dumb (˶˃⤙˂˶)

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turns out my chronic tummy aches were because i have celiac disease....oops

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phil pretended to be emo to get with emo boys and dan pretended to be a youtuber to get with a youtube boy so are we really surprised at how much they lie

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everyone is always asking “hows the job search going?”, “hows your thesis going?” and never “hows the dan and phil fan account going”?

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man whatever it’s so cute they’re out there on a little family trip having fun looking at sheep being gay uncles literally whatever. as if i care. whatever -_-

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“Sometimes you just need someone to tell you you’re not as terrible as you think you are.”

You're Such a good girl to be told what to do.

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thinking once again about how the lesters met dan when he was kind of a mess, and so so young, and they welcomed him into their family and were rewarded by getting to see not only their son grow into an incredible, happy, successful young man but at the same time that man's boyfriend turned life partner grow from the confused, scared, sad and sometimes angry kid to a warm, happy, successful young man. they got to see phil realize he was going to have dan forever and so were they.

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baby talk

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I hate that dan and phil KNOW THEYRE A CUTE COUPLE

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what the fuck they’re literally gay

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i’ll say please… :3

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starting a collection of shirts ive found on etsy that i would buy for phil (x x x x x x x x x x)

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everything I hear about Dan’s childhood makes me want to murder someone, because wdym the kids at his school threw literal fucking knives at him. wdym people fucking choked him. wdym he was uninvited to a party so that he could be rejected and humiliated on speakerphone in front of the entire class when he was TEN. like I know british schools are just fucking Like That, but jfc his town seemed to just actively hate him for no reason.