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Custom Markowski (made from the Hero’s Duty Ralph figurine) and Cyndra (made from a Tangled: The Series Cassandra doll)!

I used Model Magic for Markowski’s face, Cyndra’s face and armor, and a hairnet for Cyndra’s hair.

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This is sad but accurate…poor Markowski was already a laughingstock, and this wasn’t helping matters.

Headcanon #1974

Even though everyone in Hero’s Duty know Markowski had been replaced by Ralph, they still tease him for everything Ralph did and won’t let him live it down.

From: undyingsins

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Calhoun would never give her soldiers a day off, but I think learning that her own mental health matters through marrying Felix would definitely help her to be able to understand Markowski’s PTSD.

I feel like she’d learn self-care methods through Felix and her other friends, and then teach them to Markowski (heck, all the soldiers could use them, even the more “well-adjusted ones”).

Headcanon #1872

When Calhoun found out about Markowski’s PTSD, she personally offered to help him and even said he could take days off if he wasn’t able to handle the day.

From: honeyglowsomethinawful

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I wouldn’t say Markowski was necessarily drunk in that scene—it’s root beer, after all, and Vanellope’s drunk it numerous times with no ill effects. But God, I hope Ralph was able to make it up to Markowski somehow.

Headcanon #1562

After the events of the film, Ralph apologized to Markowski for locking him in the broom closet and stealing his armour. But Markowski was so drunk and stressed at the time, and he had forgotten about their encounter. He was really confused and a little distrusting of Ralph for awhile. It wasn’t until after another round of drunkeness that resulted in Ralph sobering him up and taking him safely back to his game that the two of them were on good terms.

From: theflyingredpig

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I hope this is true—I hate the way the soldiers joke about Markowski’s mental breakdown (“Did you get a load of Markowski?”) rather than going to check on him.

And yeah, screaming at the bug did seem like a stress response rather than a genuine fear.

And can I get a heck yeah for Kohut being the best BFF-slash-therapist?

Headcanon #1454

Markowski isn’t as unstable as he seems. Though he is one of the more sensitive soldiers in Hero’s Duty, most of the soldiers (if not all of them) have had major break downs like the one we see Markowski having in the movie because of the stress and Shell Shock of the game. Even Tamora has had a few episodes in Tapper’s (though Kohut usually takes good care of her and talks her through it).

From: Anonymous

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I love this headcanon! And I’ve always loved the idea of Markowski bonding with the kids—it would be really therapeutic. (Though I’m sure the Racers would chuckle a little at this big strong man screaming like a little girl. They look to be just starting their terrible tween years.)

Headcanon #1398

Markowski likes Sugar Rush because no one there makes fun of him for being terrified of Cybugs (mostly because Cybugs terrify them too)

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If he thinks she’s bad, he’ll probably think Cy-Bugs are teddy bears compared to the other fifteen!

Headcanon #1107

Markowski would rather fight cybugs than babysit Vanellope.

From: ashleybenlove

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Headcanon #1107

Markowski would rather fight cybugs than babysit Vanellope.

From: ashleybenlove

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Headcanon #1398

Markowski likes Sugar Rush because no one there makes fun of him for being terrified of Cybugs (mostly because Cybugs terrify them too)

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Headcanon #1454

Markowski isn’t as unstable as he seems. Though he is one of the more sensitive soldiers in Hero’s Duty, most of the soldiers (if not all of them) have had major break downs like the one we see Markowski having in the movie because of the stress and Shell Shock of the game. Even Tamora has had a few episodes in Tapper’s (though Kohut usually takes good care of her and talks her through it).

From: Anonymous

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Headcanon #1562

After the events of the film, Ralph apologized to Markowski for locking him in the broom closet and stealing his armour. But Markowski was so drunk and stressed at the time, and he had forgotten about their encounter. He was really confused and a little distrusting of Ralph for awhile. It wasn’t until after another round of drunkeness that resulted in Ralph sobering him up and taking him safely back to his game that the two of them were on good terms.

From: theflyingredpig

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Headcanon #1872

When Calhoun found out about Markowski’s PTSD, she personally offered to help him and even said he could take days off if he wasn’t able to handle the day.

From: honeyglowsomethinawful

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Headcanon #1974

Even though everyone in Hero’s Duty know Markowski had been replaced by Ralph, they still tease him for everything Ralph did and won’t let him live it down.

From: undyingsins

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Headcanon #2102

Dance Dance Revolution holds a ballet production on Sundays. Markowski adores it.

So does Calhoun.

From: Anonymous

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Headcanon #2292

Markowski’s fear of bugs is part of his programming.

His character was created as an added distraction during the game. He usually stays in the back of the group, keeping his sights on more simple kills, like cybug eggs the first person shooter might have missed.

During the more tame parts of each level, however, Markowski will sometimes appear slightly on-screen to shoot at (and miss the second they get to close) a few on coming cybugs, which gives the FPS more of a challenge.

From: keepmeposted25

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Headcanon #2738

“Rootin’ tootin’ ready for shootin’!” Is actually something Markowski says on a regular basis, which is why nobody thought Ralph’s enthusiasm was weird.

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Headcanon #3077

The day after the Turbo event. Felix told a bunch of guys that he and Calhoun kissed. Markowski didn’t believe him. Felix told him “it’s the truth”. So Markowski made a bet with Felix. Markowski said if Felix kisses Calhoun at the end of the day tomorrow,  Markowski will believe him and he will wear a bunny costume the rest of the week and wear it all around game central station for every one to see him but if Felix didn’t kiss her, Felix had to wear the bunny costume. 

  Markowski lost the bet. But since Felix is such a nice guy, he wore a bunny costume with Markowski for the rest of the week.