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this is a rare pride staryu

reblog for 10000000 years of all inclusive LGBTQ equality

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Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard

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Me: wow my back and neck hurt so much all the time I should do something about that

Also me:

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I STEPPED OUTSIDE OF THE FRONT DOOR OF MY OWN HOME ONLY TO FIND THE DEER THAT TRIED TO KICK MY ASS LAST YEAR STANDING RIGHT THERE IN MY FRONT YARD. BOLD AS BRASS.

AM I NOT SAFE ANYWHERE ANYMORE

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a commission

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Eat Local. Eat Well. Eat The Rich. / Landon Sheely / Available via Society6

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reblog this with your sign and if you like coffee or not

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Shop, Patreon, Books and Cards, Mailing List

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daisy says happy international cat day

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i just made a really good meme!

advice for my younger self

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where are all my glasses people

and don’t tell me to bring a lens wipe or you’re probably a newbie

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we drink boba tea to satisfy our ancient & innate urge to slurp up tadpoles from a puddle through a reed

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