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What herbs do you suggest for a cleansing bundle that aren't sage and won't hurt cats?

From what I can see from a quick look at my list (Im at work rn sorry) Basil, thyme, rosemary are really great, easy to find ones! If you give me a few hours I can find my full list to help better 💕

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I detest those pretentious posts people make that boil down to, "lol, if you see something like a deer in a cemetery, it's stupid to romanticize it because it's just a dumb animal. It's not an old god or a faerie or a spirit, that's cringey."

Do you not see gods in the wildlife around you? Do you not see the divine in the ground you walk on, the air you breathe, the sun warming your skin? Do you not feel the thrumming heartbeat of all your ancestors, deep in your chest?

Do you truly see no beauty in the small, quiet places?

Does it bring you joy to be so callous to those who do?

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White witches™️ will literally come up with a thousand excuses and find a thousand ways to get around to a justification rather than perform just one simple action of not being racist.

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And if I die, I die. And I shall join my brothers and sisters in Valhalla where I belong!

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So Texas is gonna try putting queer people in camps

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Herbs for Curses & Hexing

So here’s a list I have devised that are good for curses/hexing. Please be warned: many of these are icky and poisonous. Please do your research before handling and please do not ingest. Some of these herbs require a mask and gloves!

Ague Weed ~ makes enemies confused

Angelica Root ~ for curses & hexing

Asafoetida ~ for casting hexes on a person. Sometimes referred to as the devil’s incense, asafoetida is burned to force someone to leave you alone.

Balmony ~  A plant in the figwort family that is ground and used for hexing.

Bindweed ~ curses/hexing.

Bird’s Eye Chilis ~ from the Solanaceae (nightshade) family used for cursing, heating up spells, and for crafting Hoodoo powders like hot foot powder and goofer dust.

Blackthorn Thorns ~ thorns are traditionally used for cursing and protection. The thorns of the Blackthorn tree have long been used in witchcraft for pricking wax or cloth poppets to curse an intended victim. 

Black Berry Root ~ this is long used as a protection herb but can also cause bane. 

Bladderwrack ~ When placed near an enemies bathroom it is said to cause that enemy to be stricken with irritation of the urinary tract.

Blood Root ~  If you are looking for a substitute for human blood use this blood root to make diabolic wine. Can also be used for general curses. 

Blueberry ~ Causes an enemy strife when thrown on his doorstep.

Boneset ~ To burn as an incense and to use during curses.

Chicory ~ used for curses, bringing discord and baneful practices.

Chili Powder ~ for discord, bane, curses

Cinquefoil ~ Burn over a candle wax image of an enemy to cause them discomfort.

Cramp Bark

Hemlock ~ discord, cursing, sadness. 

Henbane ~ will cause illness, discord, and melancholy. 

Jezebel Root ~ used in the famous Jezebel curse, but can also be used in other curses as well as compelling spells.

Knot Weed ~ To get rid of one’s enemy, stuffed into a black cloth or voodoo doll and sew up, then bury the doll. It is also used with balmony herb in curses.

Lime or Lemon ~ Makes your enemy’s life sour. 

Lobelia ~ brings discord

Mace ~ cursing & hexing. 

Mandrake ~ for curses and hexes

Morning Glory 

Mustard Seed ~ the seed of strife and discord. Leave it at one’s doorstep, particularly black mustard seed. This seed sprinkled around the trunk of a fruit tree on the first evening of the full moon will cause the tree to bear no fruit.

Nightshade/Belladonna ~ Cause an enemy discord/illness

Onion ~ can cause strife in an enemy’s life. 

Patchouli ~ sickens enemies when used in chants and spells.

Poke Root ~ will confuse enemies, brings discord when used in curses and hexes. 

Poppy Seed ~ Causes couples to argue.

Rue ~ Although it is great protection for the owner in turn rue placed near another person puts a great hex on them. 

Spanish Moss ~ used to give bad luck to the intended. 

Slippery Elm ~ Used to separate a married couple when buried near their home.

Stinging Nettle ~ can bring sadness, bad luck, hexing

Sumac ~ for curses, hexing, bringing bad luck

Tormentil ~ To cause distress, harm and discord to a foe, sprinkle this on a picture of her or him and place in a box.

Vetivert: Silences ones who will speak ill of you.

Vervain ~ Spells used to contact and speak with Lucifer are the most effective when using this herb. Also used for conjuring evil spirits and demons, as well as placing curses. 

Wormwood ~ for curses and hexing your enemy. 

Yew ~ used for contacting spirits, but can also be used for curses. 

***Good rule: anything spicy or sour can be used in curses.***

It is not my responsibility for any misuse of what I have posted above. Information for curio only. 

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Cleansing your dash

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no matter how much you try and put it behind you, you cannot escape being a homestuck. it will dog your footsteps for the rest of your life. everyone will always be able to tell, from the glint in your eye or the spring in your step or the fact that you casually use the word ‘abscond’ in conversation

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I'm giving a shoutout to all the neurodivergent witches.

Your mental illnesses/executive dysfunctions don't make you less witches, I promise.

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It's really damned unfortunate how many people (particularly white cis women) got into witchcraft because they feel like it validates a sense of victimhood. There's so many amazing things to do and discover, and these people are just using it to act like they're the biggest victims in the world.

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It's really damned unfortunate how many people (particularly white cis women) got into witchcraft because they feel like it validates a sense of victimhood. There's so many amazing things to do and discover, and these people are just using it to act like they're the biggest victims in the world.

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A gentle reminder to myself that my practice is what I make of it. Tweaking preexisting spells does not make me a bad practitioner, it makes me a skilled enough witch that I can take a basic outline and make it into what I need.

There is so much to be learned from other practicioners and from what has worked historically, but I'm not going to go to Magic Jail™️ because I chose to use a different herb in a spell because I think it will work better for me.

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Dying cause apparently OP replied to the comment before it was even made

so my roomates girlfriend just caught me in the kitchen and its so hard to play it cool when you never see this person you only hear her yowling like a cat in heat while her asshole gets played with so me, trying to act as casual as i possibly could, forgot i was holding an onion and not a delightful apple and bit into it fully expecting a honeycrisp but instead got the equiv of biting solid piss 

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Annual reminder to Witchblr: you don't have to do anything you don't want to for your practice, no matter what other, "more experienced" witches might say.