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I’m back

I think we all know why

Might not stay long, but good to have options

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Teh party

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it’s like defusing a bomb

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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Festo unveils a wacky flying balloon that ‘absorbs’ and carries objects

The strangely discomfiting inflatable drone can maneuver in any direction to pick up and drop off items.

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This is incredible and you must must MUST click through and read it all. I’m going to see the big dumb movie tomorrow, and there’s no way it’ll be this good.

“villain attempts to go back in time to kill superman as a small child, gets shot in the face by ma kent, who buries him behind the barn with the others” would probably have niche appeal as a comic but i don’t care, i want it

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Wonder Woman exclusive: Meet the warrior women training Diana Prince

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Leonardo DiCaprio accepts the Best Actor award for ‘The Revenant’ onstage during the 88th Annual Academy Awards at the Dolby Theatre on February 28, 2016 in Hollywood, California.

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You know, an R-rated Deadpool film is well and good, but I kind of want to see Wade show up in one of the regular X-Men films, too.

I want to see him hastily catch himself every time he’s about to say “fuck”, because he knows that the film - being rated PG-13 - is only allowed one F-bomb, and he wants to make it count.

I want to see him throw the ugliest tantrum when, after he spends the whole movie saving up that one allotted “fuck” for the perfect moment, somebody else uses it up before he has a chance.

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In my mind, anyone in a Deadpool suit is Deadpool. Like this guy: http://seej500.tumblr.com/post/27481034137/ohmygil-deadpool-vs-comic-con-my-god-this

That is definitely fictional character Deadpool in real life.

Maybe dude just knew he could never be that even in the red pyjamas. In which case, she should take the advice above.

EDIT: More evidence that everyone in a Deadpool costume is in fact actual Deadpool, even when there’s two of them and one’s a kid: https://imgur.com/gallery/hUn4nQQ

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Also also... Pepper spray is banned IN FUCKING WAR ZONES TOO because IT'S A CHEMICAL WEAPON and is therefore TOO BRUTAL AND INDISCRIMINATE A WEAPON FOR TRAINED SOLDIERS TO USE but nahhh that's OK OP, let's bitch and moan about how random clueless fuckwits can't get hold of it in Britain, waaahhhh.

Once you've learned the economics, history and psychology OP, I thoroughly encourage you to either a) learn some science too, or b) get a face full of pepper spray yourself & see how that goes for you.

(also, modern Britain would win 1930s WWII easily, with a single jet fighter carrying a single nuclear weapon to Berlin, destroying the entire Nazi high command practically instantly, so wtf does that statement even mean?)

Did you know that PEPPER SPRAY is banned in britain and canada? I mean i can sort of understand why they they banned guns even if i disagree with it,but i honeslty don't see the logic in banning pepper spray? I mean why ban a non lethal self defense item? Pepper spray doesnt even really harm the criminal it just incapacitates them so the victim has time to runaway and get help...

That’s because they’re more concerned about criminals than about normal people.

Britain used to be a planetary empire. Now it’s an embarrassment to Western civilization.

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