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t shirt that says if you do not give me written instructions i will kill myself

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buck and tommy faceless (season eight)

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getting one (1) note from the Rare Mutual is like

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don’t understand where people get the energy to be an active participant in their own lives. the days just happen to me for real

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Watching Jurassic Park and I have Opinions on this place as a zoo. Feeding the predators live prey?? There's other ways to provide enrichment! Also that enclosure is way too small for multiple large animals like that! Electric fences? Ha! Electric fences won't stop a fucking goat! Where's the zoo experts? Who designed these enclosures?? Were all zoos this shitty in the 90s???

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i really do fucking love the train. i sit it goes we arrive etc

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damn i rly wanted to reblog that picture but u wrote 7 paragraphs of stupid shit under it in the original post

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when i have a crush i don’t kick my feet or twirl my hair, instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just can’t crack

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when i have a crush i don’t kick my feet or twirl my hair, instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just can’t crack

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bro you gotta relinquish that shit. surrender it bro. it serves you not bro just cast it away.

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cats will literally be loud and small and in the way

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breakfast

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Wait. Personality test. Reblog with whether you hate it when someone sings along to the music in the car or you think singing along is cool. Personally, I HATE it.

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A PROUD BIG BRO ❤️

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anyway in the hopes that i can save just one person from living the horror of my 20s: if you have a friend that seems a little too invested in callouts i hope you can get out of there safely

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While we’re warming up here I’m gonna tell you the best story that you’ve ever heard in your life. So I met this woman, and I went home to her house with her, already a great story. x