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just remembered something again. when you were in school was there a time where you were visited by a circus that made everyone at your school practice a big circus performance that you would perform at the end of the week

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unterschreibt meine kampagne zur rehabilitierung jeglicher berliner "jenseitsmedien" esotheriker. therapeuthische maßnahmen umfassen parksaufen, triathlon mit knut & jakob sowie ausbildung zur verwaltungsfachkraft in der lokalen fetischszene.

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It should be illegal to have a bus stop without a bench I am 1000% serious rn

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what fascinates me most about nico rosberg is the way he reacts whenever he‘s shown a lewis hamilton clip (especially when it‘s one of them together)

because he‘ll be smiling like a honigkuchenpferd & then they show the clip & when they cut back to him he always looks like a kicked puppy.

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Falls ihr jemals beim einkaufen seid oder an nem supermarkt vorbeigeht und euch denkt “sollte ich mir ein spaßgetränk holen” ja. Die Antwort ist immer ja. Und falls ihr euch denkt nein ich sollte mir nicht jeden tag einen little treat holen ich gönn mir zu viel hör nicht drauf. Die stimme lügt dich an und agiert nicht in deinem besten interesse. Du musst nach bestem Wissen und Gewissen entscheiden ob du dir ein Spaßgetränk (vielleicht sogar Kekse oder Schokolade) holen solltest und die Antwort ist immer ja

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the human mind is prone to catastrophizing when left unoccupied. And that’s why it’s important to always have a little Blorbo to rotate in your head. It acts as a protective charm of sorts to redirect your imagination away from harmful spirals

thoughts without Blorbo: oh my god I was so cringe in seventh grade why did I do that

thoughts with Blorbo: I haven’t considered the interactions with bleebus; I must rectify this immediately

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the brocedes thesis is that nico healed but didn’t move on while lewis moved on but didn’t heal

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A View from an Apartment, 2004-05 by Jeff Wall

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i’m obsessed with how every single person can be stupid in their own special way and infinitely smart in another. simultaneously

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getting ready for my first artfight

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let's show mama my scream

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🪲

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Noah Wyle as John Truman Carter III ER (1994-2009) 5.02 • Split Second

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if I ever strike gold and end up writing a popular book series i'd love to keep an eye on the fandom to determine the smallest crackship and make that the only one that goes canon

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wait other post cancelled. mutuals. when r ur birthdays.

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just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point

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saying "und wenn sie nicht gestorben sind, dann leben sie noch heute" instead of "they lived happily ever after" is so fucking funny to me. like, yeah. ofc they're still alive if they didn't die. doesn't mean it's a happy life though lmao