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my favorite version of myself is when i get out of the shower and the mirror is so steamy i am just a blurry mass of color with no identity or defining physical characteristics. she kills it
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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.
Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.
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me: *stubs my toe* wow….i hate men
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discourse topic of the night: mini m&ms are objectively better than normal m&ms.
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I just want to help out all the people with no money but i am people with no money
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when ur minding your own damn business and the depression kicks in
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“Allow cookies to cool for 10-15 minutes”
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