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for a week this image has resided in my mind not allowing me to rest so i finally gave in and made it
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*kicks your carcass* OMMGGG *kicks it again* EWWW
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my friend created the funniest text to speech voice ever made. his name is joshua. he loves farms and cashews. for whatever reason the group chat has collectively decided that i am his father and he exclusively refers to me as “daddy way way”. also, he is the second most fucked up tts voice spawned
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i am not the same person i was 18 minutes ago.
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take my quiz and find out who you really were in a past life!
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Great candles for anyone named Patrick or Emily!
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yeah. ive got raymond in boxes, and you can have him, but he’s down in my wine cellar, so if you wouldn’t mind following me down there
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tted a week ahead and the fucking rat (chadder) wants to move im so so so happy
i was trying that bubble trick to get villagers to move and i got one on like my second try and i was so excited to show my bf that by the time i did my villager walked away and didnt have the thought bubble
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