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a few days ago i was walkin past a basketball court and a ball Flew at me and i
1) didn’t flinch
2) caught the ball
3) threw it back at the guy
4) responded to his “thanks bro” with a nod
it was like the ghost of some guy named chad took over me so i didn’t like embarrass myself
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happy birthday little fella
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I have been waiting all year to post this.
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Hades: babe what’s wrong?
Persephone, drunk, scratching two of cerberus’ heads, weeping: I don’t have enough hands
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You know the drill
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More than ever, I just want to bury my head into your chest and wait for everything to be okay. I want you to hold me in your arms and hug me tightly. Your warmth and comfort is all I need. Hold me, please.
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go make yourself a healthy lunch for work/school/whatever right now go do it right now you’ll thank yourself tomorrow go make your lunch bitch
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if you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.
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The Incredibles (2004) dir. Brad Bird
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Artist, Cibo, fights hate groups with food art
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That headline was a wild adventure from start to finish.
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Dogs Living The Good Life.
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