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At some point in my dream last night Kass made me breakfast and we gave each other casual cheek kisses

The breakfast looked terrible but tasted fine

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“I’d kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.” “No.” Is a top tier ship dynamic no I do not take criticism

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List of ship dynamics 

Idiot in denial x idiot in denial

The idiot who wouldn't admit they're an idiot x The self-admitted idiot

Mortal x immortal 

“I’d die for you” x “I’d kill for you” 

“I’m so fucking done with you” x “I’m going to be an insufferable bitch and you won’t get rid of me no matter what” 

Character A pretending to hate the attention they get but actually loves the attention they get x Character B showering Character A with love and attention

“You deserve the world” x “No, you” 

Touch starved Character A x physically affectionate Character B

The shy and reserved one x the loud and energetic one

Instead of the tall sunshine x short grumpball, how about a the grumpy tall one x the short ball of sunshine

THE OBLIVIOUS X THE OBVIOUS !!!!

Shy in the streets and loud under the sheets x shy under the sheets and loud in the streets

Public nuisance number 1 x the one who’s always embarrassed to be near said public nuisance

Grumpy one who has a soft spot for the sunshine one x sunshine one who would kill for the grumpy one

The stressed one x the one who tries to help ease their stress but accidentally adds to their stress

The “you holding your knife against my neck and pressing me against the wall like this makes me more horny than scared” with a smirk on their lips x the “what in actual fuck is wrong with you?” with their left eye twitching, grip tightening around the handle of the knife in utter annoyance 

The chaotic ball of sunshine who can’t keep their hands to themselves x the way too serious one who doesn’t know how to deal with showing or accepting affection but still tries, just for the chaotic ball of sunshine they won't admit they're so deeply and almost foolishly in love with

Grim reaper x the human they might have accidentally fallen in love with and now they can’t bear to collect their soul when the time comes

“I fell first” x “Yeah, but I fell harder”

Idiot hero who keeps winning against the villain for some reason x the cunning villain who has secretly fallen long ago and so they pretend to lose against the hero each time

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I went though my housemates tag on my self ship blog and i redrew a bunch of old art!! I love Kass and queenie and I kiiiind of wish I had written more of their adjustment period. I definitely examined it more in art than in the actual fics I ended up writing

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I’m pretty gay, my dudes

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queenie in A and/or Kass in C i mean the motifs r RIGHT THERE and very cute

Hopefully this is legible enough

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kass 'n queenie slow dancing! idk who initiates it or what they're dancing to, just! dancin'!

Neither of them know how to dance.

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He is a tumblr sexyman. To me

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I think I deserve to be kissed

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i bet you theres a dimension where Kass turned Queenie into the SCP to try to use her as leverage for his old job and it kind of worked but the guilt was nightmarish

and i say “i bet you” because i’ve doodled it for funsies

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love a guy whos like a feral kitten that needs to be socialized

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"why do you like this character? they're grumpy and mean" uh well they'd be nice to me because i'm delightful so

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I’ve officially decided my favorite relationship trope is “at first I was perpetually bothered by your mere existence but somewhere along the way you became my best friend and oh yeah I’m also in love with you.” Nothing else matters.

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sunshiney characters who adore the mean grumpy character, platonically or romantically, but not DESPITE them being mean as if that isn’t who the other “really” is deep down. they love it. they think the other is the funniest cleverest most delightful person alive

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This man can’t be fixed. I can fuck him though. Maybe that will calm him down.