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guy who will take any and every opportunity to call himself your husband …. introduces himself as such if he meets someone new and you are with him. if not he’ll slip in a ”my spouse is waiting for me at home, i need to head back.” or ”well, i wouldn’t be a very good husband if i didn’t know how to cook.”

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taking care of your f/os... Romantic, platonic, familial.. being there for them like they have been for you. giving them space to feel loved, and safe, protecting them like. the concept of just loving them so much, you'd go above and beyond without a second thought.

plz tell me abt how you pour your whole heart and soul into the ones you love, how natural it feels, how real and raw your connection is. they're so grateful, they love you so much. they are so lucky to have someone like you.

💟🫶🏽🌀🍀🧸🫀🌅

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✦ F/O IMAGINE ✦ Your F/O defends you, even when you're not around. ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗

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Inexperienced f/o who wants to learn how to kiss so you guys kiss a lot for ‘practice’

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Traumatized selfshipper x f/o who shows them unconditional love🥹

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Asking your f/o a ton of questions about their interest while you struggle to focus because their passion for it is soooo attractive😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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Self shippers who are age regressors, tell me all about how your parental/familial f/o(s) take care of you! What do you for fun together? What activities do you do in real life to feel closer with your familial f/o(s)?

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Revisiting your F/O's source media like

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parental f/o Imagines but for like. found family trope . because there’s not enough of those ??

☆ someone assuming they’re your mom/dad and them not correcting it

☆ you making them something for mother/father’s day and it making them so happy

☆ if they have any bio kids, the kids calling you their older sibling without thinking twice

☆ another character saying ‘you’re just like your father/mother’ after you do something

☆ them teaching you about their hobbies/job/ect and being so happy you’re interested and want to learn

☆ them saying they’re proud of you *insert crying cat emoji here*

☆ them being protective and making sure your romantic f/o/f/os is treating you right

☆ if you’re having a hard/low spoons day them looking after you and making sure you’re taken care of

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Selfship flag. For people who ship fictional characters with themselves.

Inspired by a @wifesans post

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For the age regressors with f/o(s), your f/o(s) are always there to support you when regressed! They are so excited to learn more about you as well.

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Your F/O is trying to show off to you. May it be a fact of something you're interested in or just something bizarre. Maybe it's something they're good at or even practiced. Or if you are competitive maybe they will try to outdo you this time, determined to show that they know more or are better in any way! Why? Because they want to impress you, naturally.

But then, suddenly, a slip up. Either literally or they make a mistake. Or unintentionally misremember something. Worst of all? You notice.

They may grumble or are just very embarrassed. You saw through it, they can't believe it. Especially if you can't help but laugh.

Yet you reassure them right away. After all, there's no need to impress them when you're always impressed with them.

How do they react to that? Do they try to play it off as ‘Of course you are!’ or are they blushing from embarrassment and can hardly talk?

They appreciate hearing it either way. And they're always impressed with you too!

Proship / Comship / Darkship do not interact please!

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Imagine you and your familial/parental f/o(s) in a silly familial movie montage (think Sonic 3 with Ivo and Gerald lmao).

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For people who have f/os that are/have been stuck in traumatic situations:

After someone has stopped being in active trauma after a long time, they’ll often enter a period of exhaustion when the person’s body and brain stops acting on adrenaline and gets to catch their breath.

Imagine your f/o with you, finally able to calm down after everything. Falling asleep in your arms, knowing they’re safe after all this time. The constant worry and stress no longer etched into their face. Maybe even putting on a bit of recovery weight. Going back to the things they used to like and finding more things. And always knowing if they need support, need to talk, need comfort, anything- that you’re there.

Just…. f/o feeling safe and protected w you

(for any kind of f/o)

[pr0ship dni]

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Imagine your parental/familial f/o(s) throwing a surprise birthday party for you!

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allow yourself to be important to your f/o. allow yourself to have had a profound impact on your f/o’s life. even if it’s a deviation from canon, even if it’s hard to believe. they love you, and that makes you a part of their story. allow yourself to be as much a part of their life as they are yours

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Imagine your F/O totally zoning out, a dreamy, lovestruck look on their face as they daydream about you. Their cheeks heat up as they think about how funny and sweet you are, the way your eyes light up, and how just the thought of you makes their heart race. They get completely lost in it, smiling to themselves, totally smitten with you.