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No jegulus shippers talks more about jegulus than a July shipper, and no jily shipper talks more about jily than a jegulus shipper

You gotta accept that💔💔

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Regulus is the one who fell first but James definitely fell harder

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jegulus - anonymous request - word count: 346

“Never have I never…” Sirius started, eyes glued to James, “....kissed a Slytherin.”

He knew it was a cheap shot. But he had to know for sure. The idea had been in his head for weeks and he needed proof.

So braced himself and waited for his best friend to take a drink. But he grew extremely distracted when he saw Peter, who was across from him, move to take a swig from his butterbeer. 

“Wormy!?” he gasped, glaring at his friend.

“It was one time!” Peter shrugged, grinning.

By the time Sirius looked back to James, it was too late. He could have already taken a drink without Sirius seeing. Grumbling, Sirius focused on the next few questions.

On his next turn, he picked a question that he figured was foolproof. 

“Never have I ever…” he said, starting to feel the effects of the alcohol, “had a secret relationship.”

But before he could get a good look at whether or not James or Regulus drank, there were shouts and yelps, and Sirius couldn’t help but turn his head to see both Marlene and Dorcas drinking, twin looks of sheepish guilt on their faces.

“I knew it!” Barty Crouch shouted, eyes wide.

“Oi, you need to drink too, Junior!” Dorcas yelled. “I know about you and Evan!”

The chaos that resulted was more than enough time for James and Regulus to both drink without Sirius seeing.

And so it went for three more turns. Whatever he said, a secret was revealed, but it was not the secret he was looking for. He was getting more and more frustrated and more and more drunk until finally he realized..

“Never have I ever kissed Regulus Black!” he shouted, staring daggers at James.

But before James could move, Sirius felt Remus, who was sitting next to him, take a quick drink.

“Remus?” he screeched. “What the fuck?”

Looking down and stifling a grin, Remus bit his lip before answering. “We both had shit to figure out, okay?”

He never did figure out for sure if James was snogging Regulus.

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Sometimes, you just need that validation ♡

Disclaimer. Validation doesn't come from people or what other people think of you, but sometimes it helps when the people you love remind you that you're seen. (I had this dream, and I just needed some comfort after, and the people I love really did that for me) sending a big hug to my trans fellas out there ♡♡♡

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First time venting here because among us isn't real

Did everyone experience the actual pain of your parents fighting? Cause I did, just now actually. It's always about money and how tight we are right now. And then your mother cries, she cries as well as my father too. He's all the way abroad and I'm here rotting. I couldn't blame it on anyone (except for my brother cause he's a shit) but myself because I only do decent in highschool,not the same as I did before. And now I'm here sitting while I think about praying and wishing it will all stop. I think about how my brother thinks that a tiktok live right now is more important than his family. I miss the old days when we were happy and me and my brother weren't a stubborn shit hole, life is ass right now but it could be worse. We could be homeless but I'm glad we're not. I hope that my dad is healthy, and my mom is struggling too in this community. It will all just be easier if I didn't take the 3,500 that my mom was gonna use for a good cause. All for that stupid field trip that I was so invested in. It's probably gonna be all useless if I'm out there in another province having less than what I could imagine is fun, while my mom is over here crying and I couldn't do anything about it because I'm a terrible comforter if people are venting to me.

Anyways this isn't supposed to be really sad, just a little bit lessening your happiness while I sulk here silently. (Come to think of it I think this is really cringe)

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mornings in the Slytherin common room:

Regulus: Can I be frank with you guys?

Dorcas: Sure but I don't know why changing your name would solve the problem

Evan: who tf is that

Barty: isn't that Alice's boyfriend

Pandora: Shh guys, let frank speak!

Regulus: *losing brain cells*

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Remus, to Sirius: Your smile? It makes my day

Sirius, to Remus: Your happiness? I live for that

James: Room? Get one

Peter: Hotel? Trivago

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When Harry was in the cave,Regulus was the first hand that grabbed him,Thinking Harry was James. But something felt off,He didn't have those Chocolate Brown eyes instead he had the emerald green eyes, like Lily's. Regulus thought He was James,he thought wrong. He grabbed Harry thinking James was there.. after years, Regulus thought James was going to save him,James was the light. He was the sun. But even his light couldn't reach Regulus at the bottom of the cave where he drowned, Harry almost had the same fate, But if he doesn't live, at least an image of James can stay with Regulus. One last time..

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TGIS IS SO FLUFFY I MIGHT GET A TOOTHACHE!

regulus black who wears rings of all shapes and sizes on his fingers at all times to Look Cool but when he gets married to james, takes them all off and leaves only the one ring on — their wedding ring.

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Them*dressed as a rat*: trick or treat?🍬🎃🧺

Me: trick.

Their parents: oh that's not..

Me: it's fucking October 31,1981 all over again!

Them: ...

Me: it's just like how James died because he left his wand on the couch!

Them: ...

Me: and how Lily didn't survive!! MY WIFE DIDN'T SURVIVE!!

Them: I think we're just gonna leave-

Me: oh no wait here have some Mars bars

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Sirius: Look at you. You’re like school in July. Regulus: ??? Sirius: No class.

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Barty: some people are green flags, some are red flags.

Regulus: and you?

Barty: I'm italian. I'm both

Regulus:

Barty: 🇮🇹

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This made me giggle

Sirius: Prong, what were you thinking making out with Regulus in the bathroom?

Sirius: A minute ago you were at each other’s throats, now you’re just at each other? What happened?

James: Well, he hit me, then I pushed him. One thing let to another. You know how it is

Regulus: James looked cute, so I kissed him

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I'm gonna pretend that I don't see Regulus kissing James in the cave in CR in this cmbyn GIF..

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Normal Rosekiller Parenting Day:

Luna: Uncles.. I think I have depression :(

Evan: Luna you're 5, and wha.. what are you doing on the floor? Come on Get up.

Luna: I simply cannot,the pressure of this world is too much to bear

Barty: Luna you're in kindergarten,the most stress you have Is figuring out what end of the banana to peel.

Luna: are you invalidating my emotions Bartemius.

Barty: ahaha. No.

Luna: You know what they say, be yourself cause no one wants to be you.

Evan: I don't think that's how it goes

Luna: don't be ashamed of who you are, That's your parents' job:(

Pandora: oi! Luna I'm not ashamed of you.

Barty: these are creative

Luna: if I never try,nothing bad could happen:(

Evan: you know you shouldn't really talk like that,that's really bad for your mental health.

Luna: when life knocks you down, Stay down! And take a nap:(

Barty: okay Luna,you got anything else?

Luna: Apparently rock bottom has a basement.

Regulus*just chillin hearing Luna say these things*: oh ouch,who hurt you

Luna: ur mom.

Evan and Barty*visibly in shock*:

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Getting ready🎃

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James: f is for friends who do stuff together!

Sirius: u is for you and me!

Both: n is for anywhere and anytime at all here in the deep blue sea!!

Regulus: please drown

James: aww come on Reggie try it

Regulus: no

James: :(((

Regulus: f is for the fire I'm going to set in your dorm room later

Regulus: u is for the uranium bomb I going to plant in your trunk

Regulus: and n is for nobody finding your bodies

James:

Sirius:

James: im so in love